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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/24/18 2:44:54 AM #150:	Bloodychess posted... Holy shit, i was going to mention how Pete probably was looking out for his sucession line. Even the AI played Pete the way you wanted. ~~~ With all my money from raiding, Pete decided to hire an armorsmith to get some fucking armor. Hes still using the Sword from Heaven thats been handed down in the family for eons, but thats fine. Its genuinely a great fucking weapon lol. Pete was talking to a mayor who is also a member of the Wolf Warriors, but that guy had no ambition whatsoever. Pete decided he was going to inspire him to greatness by showing off the sigils his family has collected. The leader of the warriors asked me to duel an 60 year old woman. I beat her, of course, and then afterward she wanted to be my friend and teacher. Alright. The armorsmith arrived and I asked him to make me the best armor he could make. I got Splint Mail Armor which bumps my martial up another point and my Personal Combat up by 7. Unfortunately Pete is currently sick with diarrhea and cramps, so his personal combat is currently down by 20 from his normal lol. Ooh, the King of Sweden was excommunicated from the church. Will Christians come to his aid if I do a holy war? Not sure I want to risk it honestly. Well, lets get to it. War time! Pete is trying to sway his wife, and all he can talk about is war, fighting, his military exploits, strategy and she loves it! Wifey is all into military shit too. Petes dad just told him that he needs to lose weight. :\ Come on Dad, Im in the heavyweight class in the Wolf Warriors! I got a warning about a powerful faction. The Jarl of Iceland wants to put some Joe Schmo on the throne (okay, his name is Thorsteinn Grimrsson Alfr, much cooler than Joe Schmo). But like, who the fuck is this guy? His mother was of House Boardeight, but she was married off in a normal marriage. (Tracing his ancestry back further, his great-grandfather was Kanzaris the Legendary. Still, my vassals are gonna throw a hissy fit over this nobody? I dont think so. I looked over my options how to fix this. If they go to war, Ill have to haul my ass to Iceland and wherever else my vassals rebel. If I put my spymaster to work, Im not sure hell be able to stop the Jarl of Iceland because she is BADASS. Like, all her traits are no, fuck you, I WONT stop scheming! I have a lot of money, so I was wondering what the chances of me just straight-up assassinating someone are. Its an option I dont like to pick because it feels like an instant win button, but I have a 100% chance of killing this guy with 0% chance of being caught. And it only costs 50 gold. Excuse me? Is that because hes a nobody? Look, Pete Persnickity is a warrior, true, but hed rather fight outsiders and conquer land than fight his own vassals over land which is ALREADY HIS. Therefore, Im doing it. Fuck you, Thorsteinn. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912938638] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bloodychess posted...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, i was going to mention how Pete probably was looking out for his sucession line.</quote> Even the AI played Pete the way you wanted. ~~~ With all my money from raiding, Pete decided to hire an armorsmith to get some fucking armor. Hes still using the Sword from Heaven thats been handed down in the family for eons, but thats fine. Its genuinely a great fucking weapon lol. Pete was talking to a mayor who is also a member of the Wolf Warriors, but that guy had no ambition whatsoever. Pete decided he was going to inspire him to greatness by showing off the sigils his family has collected. The leader of the warriors asked me to duel an 60 year old woman. I beat her, of course, and then afterward she wanted to be my friend and teacher. Alright. The armorsmith arrived and I asked him to make me the best armor he could make. I got Splint Mail Armor which bumps my martial up another point and my Personal Combat up by 7. Unfortunately Pete is currently sick with diarrhea and cramps, so his personal combat is currently down by 20 from his normal lol. Ooh, the King of Sweden was excommunicated from the church. Will Christians come to his aid if I do a holy war? Not sure I want to risk it honestly. Well, lets get to it. War time! Pete is trying to sway his wife, and all he can talk about is war, fighting, his military exploits, strategy and she loves it! Wifey is all into military shit too. Petes dad just told him that he needs to lose weight. :\ Come on Dad, Im in the heavyweight class in the Wolf Warriors! I got a warning about a powerful faction. The Jarl of Iceland wants to put some Joe Schmo on the throne (okay, his name is Thorsteinn Grimrsson Alfr, much cooler than Joe Schmo). But like, who the fuck is this guy? His mother was of House Boardeight, but she was married off in a normal marriage. (Tracing his ancestry back further, his great-grandfather was Kanzaris the Legendary. Still, my vassals are gonna throw a hissy fit over this nobody? I dont think so. I looked over my options how to fix this. If they go to war, Ill have to haul my ass to Iceland and wherever else my vassals rebel. If I put my spymaster to work, Im not sure hell be able to stop the Jarl of Iceland because she is BADASS. Like, all her traits are no, fuck you, I WONT stop scheming! I have a lot of money, so I was wondering what the chances of me just straight-up assassinating someone are. Its an option I dont like to pick because it feels like an instant win button, but I have a 100% chance of killing this guy with 0% chance of being caught. And it only costs 50 gold. Excuse me? Is that because hes a nobody? Look, Pete Persnickity is a warrior, true, but hed rather fight outsiders and conquer land than fight his own vassals over land which is ALREADY HIS. Therefore, Im doing it. Fuck you, Thorsteinn. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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