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Chewster posted...

Maybe you guys shouldn't be such fucking socially awkward dorks that you have no use for a cell phone

I didn't have a cell phone for a long time (finally got the cheapest flip-phone available when I bought my house, but only because there was no landline in the house and it would have been more expensive to get one installed).

My old justification was that:
a) I lived in a house with zero cell reception (it died out about 5 km from my house), so it was completely unusable while I was at home;
and
b) I had a landline at home and a workphone at work. If I was not at one of those two places I was either driving, in which case I can't answer the phone anyways, or I'm running errands, doing something with friends, or am otherwise busy, in which case I don't want to be bothered by a phone (and 90+% of the time that still holds true - if I'm not at home/work, I pretty much never answer my phone and may as well not have it at all).
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