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TopicSuper Smash Bros Ultimate DLC Character #1 trailer - Joker (Persona 5)
Ashethan
12/06/18 11:52:32 PM
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Nintendo: Tonight we announce our DLC picks!

Sakurai: The list... I have it. Those suckers will spend anything for Smash, so why even put any effort into it? Here's the list:
#1. Pink Gold Peach
#2. Ninten
#3. Bubsy Bobcat
#4. Matt the Mii
#5. Xananab

But wait... what's this? Cards are scattered all over Nintendo Headquarters

Sir Masahiro Sakurai a great sinner of Greed whose only out to make money off of fans. You are a programmer who uses his authority to shamelessly put bad characters into Smash Brothers. We have decided to make you confess your crime with your own mouth. We will take your distorted desires without fail. - The Phantom Thieves

Sakurai fumes. Who did this?! Tell me who their main is, and I will nerf them!

The next day... Sakurai says he's seen the error of his ways, and has decided to add Joker to Smash Brothers.

And that's how the story goes. At least so I hear.
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