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Yo Momma Can't Cook

Your mother isn't a very good cook.
I can't stand a single thing she makes.
She lost all the recipes in her book
And can barely make a bowl of corn flakes.

She burns her hands on easy-bake ovens
And drops knives on the floor, but won't rinse them.
She skips blueberries when making muffins.
Kroger has good ones though -- won't you bring some?

I like crispy bacon, but she fries bricks
With a side of fire extinguisher.
She drops them on a plate, forming new cracks,
Both in her plate and our teeth -- god bless her.

I say, your mother's cooking is so bad,
It killed your brother Chad, plus Brad and your dad.
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