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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/22/18 2:31:53 AM #284:	Ive been raiding the pope this whole time, of course, and I captured some virgin women living in castles nearby. I had an event to sacrifice one, and so I did. My spymaster succeeed in his war to reclaim land the crusaders took. Just a single province, but Ill be doing my own wars pretty soon. Viceroy Raka of England took another province. Meanwhile, Raka the 3rd became a double jarl. Jesus Christ, how many Rakas do I have?! Theres another Raka (grandson of Emperor Raka) who is Chief of Dal and he has a newborn grandson named Raka. Oh, my husband is finally suspicious that Im having an affair. I lied, and made him feel guilty for ever asking such a question! meanwhile, the man I was accused of having an affair with (which is true) took more land in Scotland from those filthy Crusaders. Ya ya go my lovers! My last two siblings, who were also twins, came of age. I married the boy to a Strong woman in hopes theyd make strong babies. I married the woman to the Jarl of Cyprus as thanks for being a loading dock as I pillage the southern coast of Europe. Speaking of which, I became a Viking! I lead my army just long enough to get that trait. Im going back to my castle now. DONKEY KONG didnt spend all that time kicking in my belly just for show. Hes got 2 Martial as a 0 year old. In other parts of the world, the last of the Assassins were destroyed! I held a Great Blot to sacrifice some of the Catholics I kidnapped from the popes lands. During the feast afterwards, a fat, drunk poet vomited in the lap of a mentally slow homosexual jarl. One of my viceroys refused seduction and told me to stay away forever. I revoked his honorary titles. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914536054] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>Ive been raiding the pope this whole time, of course, and I captured some virgin women living in castles nearby. I had an event to sacrifice one, and so I did. My spymaster succeeed in his war to reclaim land the crusaders took. Just a single province, but Ill be doing my own wars pretty soon. Viceroy Raka of England took another province. Meanwhile, Raka the 3rd became a double jarl. Jesus Christ, how many Rakas do I have?! Theres another Raka (grandson of Emperor Raka) who is Chief of Dal and he has a newborn grandson named Raka. Oh, my husband is finally suspicious that Im having an affair. I lied, and made him feel guilty for ever asking such a question! meanwhile, the man I was accused of having an affair with (which is true) took more land in Scotland from those filthy Crusaders. Ya ya go my lovers! My last two siblings, who were also twins, came of age. I married the boy to a Strong woman in hopes theyd make strong babies. I married the woman to the Jarl of Cyprus as thanks for being a loading dock as I pillage the southern coast of Europe. Speaking of which, I became a Viking! I lead my army just long enough to get that trait. Im going back to my castle now. DONKEY KONG didnt spend all that time kicking in my belly just for show. Hes got 2 Martial as a 0 year old. In other parts of the world, the last of the Assassins were destroyed! I held a Great Blot to sacrifice some of the Catholics I kidnapped from the popes lands. During the feast afterwards, a fat, drunk poet vomited in the lap of a mentally slow homosexual jarl. One of my viceroys refused seduction and told me to stay away forever. I revoked his honorary titles. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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