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TopicSign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka
12/25/18 5:22:09 PM
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Yup, hes a demon baby. He has mysteriously taken to liking his nanny. Ive seen this event. The nanny turns out to be some demoness from hell and is watching out for the baby.

Alright, were at 100% war score. Declare the victory, Fylkja! Oh thank Christ. Err, thank Odin? She called it just in time before a huge Catholic army could crash into me. She gave it all to some woman who is a long distance relative. Lol, okay? And shes a republic type so now all that land is a Grand City. Shes still my vassal, so I dont care, but be careful with all that land, girl! I also cant give her the Viceroyalty of Saxony because of that reason so uhh guess you get to be a vassal under the Viceroy of Pomerania!

Who would make a great seduction target. Hes a poet who I made into a triple viceroy. Hes also pretty fucking old. But hey, its alright. I love wrinkles!

I married the demon nanny to one of my commanders just out of curiosity to see what would happen. Shes still in my court, so I dont think itll be a problem.

Genghis Khan is conquering my husbands lands, but I dont really care since our kids cant inherit it. Also, my heir is TECHNICALLY a demons baby, not his soooo

My vassals have conquered enough land in the British Isles that I can form the Empire of Britannia. Creating two empires is dangerous though, so I wont do it.

Now the Sunni have declared a Jihad against the Catholics in Sicily. Hopefully thatll keep them both occupied for a while.

My nephew Douglas Edwards, son of my brother DONKEY KONG who is the baron of that random land in Carpathia was a devil worshipper like me! And he was burned at the stake! On the orders of his 5 year old son who had just inherited Iceland from his mom. Can you fucking imagine your own 5-year-old son commanding you to be BURNED AT THE STAKE? RIP, nephew. Also, that is a wicked fucking child. Hes getting plotted against. EVERYONE agrees and we have over 1000% plot power against him. Lets see how long this takes! Everyone was in on the plot on August 3rd. On August 7th, a plan was hatched to make it look like an accident happened in the wilds. And on September 3rd, the kid was dead. The hunter promised to remain silent.
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