Female Richard Simmons!
Oh my word. I wanted unique or weird, but I don't think I was prepared for this. Now, I know Mr. Simmons is an important pop culture and has done his own part in trying to make American healthier. I also know he has played loose with gender and gender roles, and he probably either approves or even was the first to think up this idea. Still, this is a little extreme, right?
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