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Then Kanon appears
A: YOU on the other hand, have gotten progressively creepier. You and Shannon both. I feel like playing cards with him would be like playing cards with Lt. Data.
Arria wanted to add that she really loves The Orville and thought yesterdays episode was fucking amazing.
K: Keep in mind this will probably get posted a few months from now

The game mentions that Jessica playfully slapped Kanon on the back
A: Jessica, honey, he wants you to go a little lower.

Kanon mentions being furniture and wanting to become human
A: That is one fucking mystery I want explained in its entirety
K: *laugh*
A: Youve said the furniture thing isnt as bad, but god damn, all I can imagine is bad stuff!

Jessica asks Kanon if he wants to learn guitar
A: Is that what the kids are calling it today? Practicing your fingering, huh? Jessica can play his shakuhachi.

Game: Kanon was afraid he would make a complete fool of himself if he touched a musical instrument for the first time in his life
A: Congrats, Jessica. Your clitoris is a musical instrument.
A: I love turning this into something dirty
K: You might not be wrong. I mean, Umineko has all been about rereading magical scenes and figuring out the truth.
A: So youre saying these two are actually in the closet together fingering one another?
K; Well, maybe not literally that. Maybe theyre flirting or talking dirty.
A: Which all it takes for Jessica is Kanon saying Hi? Youre cute? and shed be like FUCK ME! rips off shirt (she said Jessicas line really manly-like). Why did I make Jessica a baritone? Kanon will find out soon!
(I love the idea that Jessica is secretly a man while Kanon is secretly a man without a penis)
A: Normally I am all for an unrequited love story coming true. There are times, however
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