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Okay so this is gonna be different. We just lost a bunch of folks, leaving us with some dream matches that never happened and storylines that never had a satisfactory conclusion. I'm not gonna go back and rig those Exiles not to happen, but what I WILL do is make a non-canon "house show" just to get one more match out of our alumni.

House Show 33.5: Reunion Tour

-Vince McMahon is in the ring to welcome us to this alternate universe! Kenshin comes out and stumbles through an overscripted promo about the fans demanding one more run and B8WL giving the fans what they want. It's such good ****.

-Interpromotional Match: Incineroar v. Preaux Boneau
((So this game comes with a bunch of pre-made wrestlers, and in the grand tradition of unlicensed wrestling games, a bunch of them are ripoffs of real world characters or archetypes. I ran four shows of a fed with these guys to get used to the mechanics before starting this, and Preaux Boneau won the title in a Rumble and kept it throughout. Also I couldn't think of a good match for Incineroar.))

The world champ of PLAAY Wrestling Federation is here- the Likable Lawyer, Preaux Boneau! Incineroar offers him a handshake, but turns it into an arm twist as the bell rings. Vince himself is reffing this match, and clearly in Incineroar's corner. Incineroar doesn't seem to need the help in the early stages, dominating Boaneu as the crowd is confused whether to back the cheating heel or the face lawyer from another company. Boneau's technique and agility keep him in the match for a bit. Incineroar very nearly gets a win with a Camel Clutch, then very nearly gets DQ'd for not honoring a rope break. Aubert the Titan is in the front row, and tries to run in at this heelery, but is stopped by Zangief, setting the stage for a tag match that will never happen. Boneau takes advantage of the distraction to hit a Neckbreaker. Incineroar no-sells and goes for the Malicious Moonsault, but Boneau comes off the ropes with a Sling Blade! Preaux Bowl! 1.....2.....3! The PWF crew celebrate in the ring.
Winner: Preaux Boneau

-Stheno is here to remind us that Macho Man is gone because he's a washed up jobber.

-Macho Man v. Ric Flair
And indeed, this classic pairing has seen more even bouts than this one. The fans and Miss Elizabeth fuel a few hope spots, but this is generally all Flair, and he wins off a low blow just for a kicker. Savage is visibly upset.
Winner: Flair

-MLMF are backstage. They're the greatest team of heels that ever graced B8WL, and if that wasn't evidenced by their being the only one left, they'll prove it again right now!

-Match: Mundo and Bang v. MLMF (Kora and Eddv)
Mundo pokes Eddv in the eyes early on, and Caelus at ringside is the only one to notice. Caelus raises a stink about it....until the ref has enough and sends him to the back! He also disqualifies Eddv from competing, but will let Kora continue on because seriously we're two moves into the match. Kora seems to be fine on his own, locking Mundo in a Sharpshooter for about a day and a half before Mundo gets to the ropes...and tries to defend Bang's honor from Chris Redfield at ringside. Hot tag to Bang! Bang cleans house. Mundo taunts Kora, and Kora tackles him to the outside. They brawl to the back! Bang is the only one actually still around for this tag match, so I guess uh
Winners: Bang and Mundo
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