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-Sandor Clegane gets an interview segment too! Just because he's so good with words, and not because I forgot to set something else up after scrapping the tag match I was gonna put him in with Penta. Anyway, he was supposed to talk to Macho Man, but he's not he- OBJECTION! Phoenix Wright's client is suing the B8WL for excessive burial, and will not be making further appearances tonight! Clegane wonders when Phoenix became a prosecutor, and makes fun of his hair for a bit, but leaves peacefully.

-MLMF regroup backstage. They lost that one, but there's no way that CPU (whose gimmick is also back to normal for one night only!) loses to Kenshin, who never did anything worthwhile in his B8WL career. Panth shows up to stick up for his frenemy- they had a buncha good matches and stuff! CPU scoffs and goes to the ring.

-Match: Kenshin v. CPU
CPU goes for a quick win with an armBAR, but gets kicked in the head. CPU is having a lot of trouble with Kenshin's speed, but manages to get a double knockdown off a headbutt. Kenshin has had enough of this, and hits Ryukansen and Ryushosen in quick succession, but CPU rolls out of the ring before any more of his spots can be hit. Kenshin chases CPU around ringside for a bit before just chucking a chair at him, hitting square in the back. Kenshin charges, but CPU blocks with the can, and Kenshin gets the worst of the exchange. Kenshin has taken a lot less punishment overall though, and is up first. He beats the count, brings CPU in the hard way, and gets the win with a moonsault.
Winner: Kenshin

-Kenshin digs out his sakabato and poses for a while for the appreciative crowd! He also brings out a diaper to throw in the trash can from earlier.

-Vince thinks that Miz has done solid work as co-GM in Vince's absence, and that's why he booked this match- so that KoopAWESOME could prove themselves as the premier tag team in B8WL history! Guess Miz is working heel tonight.

-Match: Mario and Sonic v. KoopAWESOME (Bowser and Miz)
Miz gets the upper hand on Mario after Bowser cuts in with his best approximation of a Mario Tornado. Mario and Sonic just aren't having it, though, and regain the advantage through a combination of fluid teamwork and sheer force of will. Miz gets isolated, and Mario finishes him with a top rope leg drop.
Winners: Mario and Sonic

-Strife applauds his buddies, but offers Bowser a nod of respect as well.

-Match: Strife v. Penta
Speaking of Strife, he will now get his showdown with his would-be mentor! Penta appears to a chorus of boos. Several friends of Sonic are still at ringside from celebrating his big farewell win, and among them is Princess Sally. Did you know Penta is a furry? Well, if he's not, he's just super into the vest and boots combo ....fair, because as soon as he spots her he just stops to gawk...and doesn't hear the opening bell....and takes a Black Hole Slam. 1.....2....3! Well no wonder Strife ditched that guy and he got himself rolled outta the fed.
Winner: Strife

-SBAllen comes out! Where does Princess Sally get off coming out here with no pants? That's a moddable offense, and it should be a DQable one too! Vince appears. He never liked Strife anyway (not PG enough) so sure what the hell! He awards Penta the decision! Booooo.

((....I don't think there are too many instant wins and non-finishes in this system, they just have an amazing tendency to pop up at the absolute dumbest times >_>))

((....also you try coming up with a better interpretation of "Penta insta-loses because hot girl, then Allen convinces Vince to overturn it <_<))
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