LogFAQs > #923176717

when gamefaqs users die, they are recruited to hell by lucifer himself to join his ranks as torturers of the damned. day in and day out, those who sinned in life are punished in death by being forced to listen to cemen give their god-awful zelda takes

each opinion slowly wafts from the torturerss mouths, like a foul odor that rots its victims from the inside out. by the time they get to botws weapon durability mechanic, most of the poor souls muscle tissue and skin will have decomposed, causing entire limbs to give way and fall off. by the time theyve crowned majoras mask the best zelda, nothing will remain but a skull, two eyeballs and a fully in-tact nervous system that feels nothing but blinding, immeasurable pain the likes of which would kill a person in the blink of an eye.
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