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| Topic | Gauntlet Crew Ranks 90s Horror Films - Do you like ranking scary movies? |
| Snake5555555555 06/24/19 10:01:24 PM #77: | Karo - A documentary film crew decides to do a piece on a spooky local legend, and while you might think that you'd eventually get some cool supernatural shit, all you really end up with is an hour and a half of watching lame home movies of these three dumbasses yelling at each other. It almost seems if they are heading towards some big scary payoff but the camera just drops on the ground and the film abruptly ends. Welp, that was a waste of time. The cinematography is shaky, out of focus, and shot either too close up, too far away, or literally just a blank black screen. The audio volume fluctuates wildly between barely audible mumbling and JOSSSSSHH!!! All this featuring cartoonish and unbelievable characters who are acted more ineptly than Survivor contestants. Remember this is all intentional. They are deliberately making their movie bad and unprofessional while critics with their heads rammed up their own asses compliment them on their artistic vision. If you want to see inept handcam video footage, that is what fucking youtube is for, keep that shit out of theaters. We arent gonna hang some 6-year-old's stick figure drawing in the goddamn Louvre for christsakes. An utterly worthless 'movie' that is a disgrace to the art of filmmaking, and everyone involved should be abandoned in the deep woods until they are forced to eat their own feces to survive. --- Listen, suffering is a fact of life. Either you learn how to deal with that or you go under. https://i.imgtc.ws/2Q88rI4.gif ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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