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| Topic | Gauntlet Crew Ranks 90s Horror Films - Do you like ranking scary movies? |
| Snake5555555555 06/27/19 5:59:12 PM #141: | Karo - Hey, it's Michael Myers! He's actually alive! Twenty years have passed! He's still trying to kill his sister! Whoop-de-doo! Once you pass the opening sequence, the film is an incredibly boring slog that is just a good 40 minutes of hey this crazy chick sees Michael Myers! But ha ha wait no she was just mistaken, dun dunn DUNNNNN!!! Then the Happy Mask Butcher finally shows up and stabs a bunch of people we dont care about in a generic manner before being finally killed by Laurie after surviving: 1. being hit with a battle ax. 2. being stabbed 10 times in the chest. 3. being thrown out a second story window. 4. being ejected through the windshield of a car going like 80 miles an hour then run over by the car and knocked off a 50 foot cliff and said car dropped on top of him. C'mon now, Myers isn't supposed to be fucking Superman, he's just a crazy dude who wears a mask. One fatal flaw in the movies premise is echoed by several of the characters in the dialogue: why the hell did Michael wait so long to come after his sister? Who the fuck knows, and you know what, who the fuck cares. It's just another pointless slasher sequel made to profiteer off of characters created decades ago and should be chucked out the window like the garbage it is. --- Listen, suffering is a fact of life. Either you learn how to deal with that or you go under. https://i.imgtc.ws/2Q88rI4.gif ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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