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| Topic | Gauntlet Crew Ranks 90s Horror Films - Do you like ranking scary movies? |
| Snake5555555555 07/02/19 11:23:29 AM #211: | Inviso - This film is extremely weird, and honestly, it was also rather hard to follow. It feels like it was trying to be a horror-comedy, but lacks the pacing and delivery to really be funny. A third of the movie is slow and revolves around less-than-amusing sequences of zombies and interpersonal melodrama. Then the middle third of the movie starts to go over-the-top with the zombies, and various love interests also becoming zombies in their own right, with wacky results. And then theres a sharp twist as the main character decides to become a serial killer, and just starts indiscriminately murdering people. This is weird, but the movies tone is still too bleak and grim to match the inherent quirkiness its trying to push. I just dont know what to think about this filmit seemed like it didnt know what it was trying to accomplish, and that made it a bit of a slog to watch. Genny - I will admit Cemetery Man had its moments of genius, but they were few and far between. The rest of this was a slog to sit through, and while the very ending was out of left field, every plot beat in this overlong spectacle prior to that was beginning to become completely predictable. 4.5/10 Charon - Quite possibly the least funny film I've ever seen; there's no resurrecting comedy since it never existed here. Dull, uneventful, repetitive, and definitely not scary, this film is really strange to me. I can't figure out what they were going for here. Is this a horror comedy? If so, I guess I just don't appreciate the humor used here. I never laughed once, or even smiled I think. The general plot seems full of holes as some zombies in this film are just the mindless, brain searching meatbags everyone expects but then others seem to have personalities. Some can even speak and seem completely uninterested in killing the living. There's plenty that's unsettling, in all the wrong ways. Like the mentally handicapped assistant the main character has lusting after what's explained to be "a child" by his boss. They go on to have a strange romance where this disembodied head actually seems to fall in love with the guy, before mysteriously flying to attack her father. This was probably the highlight, or lowlight, of the film. There's no rhyme or reason to why anything in this story happens, and wondering if Dellamorte will end up with the dinner plate areolas and how many times he'll kill her is not interesting. Complete and utter drivel. Gna. --- Listen, suffering is a fact of life. Either you learn how to deal with that or you go under. https://i.imgtc.ws/2Q88rI4.gif ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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