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Topic	Board 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing
Tom Bombadil 07/02/19 2:26:11 PM #285:	Rave.dj doesn't seem to be cooperating today :( Show #36- CULTURE CLASH -Cueto doesn't think Rock has the skills to hang on to the Mastery of Taybles. Rock is gonna prove him wrong and then do anatomically improbable things with the title and Cueto's body. -MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion The Rock v. Korayashi v. Eddv Kora gives Eddv a big chop, but Rock ducks when it's his turn and delivers a chop of his own, which Kora tanks. Eddv charges in with a table...but Rock catches the blow, and slams the table back over Eddv's head...breaking it! WINNER: The Rock -Rock and Kora jaw at each other- this doesn't seem over. -Bang is having a dueling trumpets jam session with Louis Armstrong backstage in advance of her title match. You may say "But Tom, Bang has never shown any ability to play trumpet!" and...well, she still hasn't, but that hasn't stopped her from blaring away. She's having a blast and invites Satchmo to play her theme, but he gives a weak excuse and flees the scene as soon as he can. -UCA Title: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. The Undertaker Match never gets started, as Bison waylays Taker on the entrance ramp, David comes out for the save, and we have a LOCKER ROOM CLEARING BRAWL break out. Even Louis Armstrong comes back out to help restore order, and helps Taker to the back once a double DQ is declared. NO CONTEST -Maniac is out to promo in advance of his match...when the suspiciously bulky and prominent cameraman levels him with the camera and kicks him a couple of times! He takes off his disguise, and it's Zangief! -GRUDGE: King Maniac v. Zangief Maniac fights back with a back rake as Zangief poses. Zangief goes for a headlock, but Maniac powers out with body blows. Maniac misses a tackle and hits the corner, but Zangief appears to have twisted his ankle dodging....except he was playing possum! Takedown on Maniac, then a toss into the ropes...but Maniac comes back with a Lunatic Lariat! Maniac hits a slam, but Gief is right back up with a series of strikes. Maniac gets into a brawl with him, but then slips him into a knee bar. Zangief escapes to the outside, where Maniac smacks him with a trash can. Maniac's getting into it, and tosses Zangief into the ring. Rollup! 1...2....3! Zangief had a foot on the ropes, but the ref missed it! WINNER: Maniac -Maniac gets to cut his promo now, where he mentions that he's looking for a few good knights, since Eaed is just one (hurt) man! He's got a plan though [ed. note: it remains to be seen whether he actually does or not, so this may get retconned :P] -Eaed is still banged up from Zangief's (and Bowser's) attack on him last week, but Bison asked for this match a while back. Eaed walks down a bit gingerly...and Zangief gets him with a spinning lariat on the ramp! The man's already gonna fight hurt! Zangief tosses him into the ring and the bell sounds. -GRUDGE MATCH: Eaedwards w/Time Cops v. M. Bison Bison works Eaed over with some methodical stomps, as Eaed struggles to find his feet. The Time Cops eventually step in the ring to give him some breathing room. Match resumes, and Eaed hits a Sling Blade! Bison takes this a bit awkwardly, and now he's favoring his neck. But that doesn't stop him from getting up first and resuming his stomping assault. Devil Reverse! 1....2...3! WINNER: Bison -Bison is clearly considering a post-match beatdown, but decides that Eaed's had enough crap for today. And, here comes Mario to interview him! --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:924149819] in Board 8 Wr... [t:77231886]...</cite> <quote>Rave.dj doesn't seem to be cooperating today :( Show #36- CULTURE CLASH -Cueto doesn't think Rock has the skills to hang on to the Mastery of Taybles. Rock is gonna prove him wrong and then do anatomically improbable things with the title and Cueto's body. -MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion The Rock v. Korayashi v. Eddv Kora gives Eddv a big chop, but Rock ducks when it's his turn and delivers a chop of his own, which Kora tanks. Eddv charges in with a table...but Rock catches the blow, and slams the table back over Eddv's head...breaking it! WINNER: The Rock -Rock and Kora jaw at each other- this doesn't seem over. -Bang is having a dueling trumpets jam session with Louis Armstrong backstage in advance of her title match. You may say "But Tom, Bang has never shown any ability to play trumpet!" and...well, she still hasn't, but that hasn't stopped her from blaring away. She's having a blast and invites Satchmo to play her theme, but he gives a weak excuse and flees the scene as soon as he can. -UCA Title: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. The Undertaker Match never gets started, as Bison waylays Taker on the entrance ramp, David comes out for the save, and we have a LOCKER ROOM CLEARING BRAWL break out. Even Louis Armstrong comes back out to help restore order, and helps Taker to the back once a double DQ is declared. NO CONTEST -Maniac is out to promo in advance of his match...when the suspiciously bulky and prominent cameraman levels him with the camera and kicks him a couple of times! He takes off his disguise, and it's Zangief! -GRUDGE: King Maniac v. Zangief Maniac fights back with a back rake as Zangief poses. Zangief goes for a headlock, but Maniac powers out with body blows. Maniac misses a tackle and hits the corner, but Zangief appears to have twisted his ankle dodging....except he was playing possum! Takedown on Maniac, then a toss into the ropes...but Maniac comes back with a Lunatic Lariat! Maniac hits a slam, but Gief is right back up with a series of strikes. Maniac gets into a brawl with him, but then slips him into a knee bar. Zangief escapes to the outside, where Maniac smacks him with a trash can. Maniac's getting into it, and tosses Zangief into the ring. Rollup! 1...2....3! Zangief had a foot on the ropes, but the ref missed it! WINNER: Maniac -Maniac gets to cut his promo now, where he mentions that he's looking for a few good knights, since Eaed is just one (hurt) man! He's got a plan though [ed. note: it remains to be seen whether he actually does or not, so this may get retconned :P] -Eaed is still banged up from Zangief's (and Bowser's) attack on him last week, but Bison asked for this match a while back. Eaed walks down a bit gingerly...and Zangief gets him with a spinning lariat on the ramp! The man's already gonna fight hurt! Zangief tosses him into the ring and the bell sounds. -GRUDGE MATCH: Eaedwards w/Time Cops v. M. Bison Bison works Eaed over with some methodical stomps, as Eaed struggles to find his feet. The Time Cops eventually step in the ring to give him some breathing room. Match resumes, and Eaed hits a Sling Blade! Bison takes this a bit awkwardly, and now he's favoring his neck. But that doesn't stop him from getting up first and resuming his stomping assault. Devil Reverse! 1....2...3! WINNER: Bison -Bison is clearly considering a post-match beatdown, but decides that Eaed's had enough crap for today. And, here comes Mario to interview him! --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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