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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing
Tom Bombadil
07/02/19 3:02:13 PM
#287:


-Just kidding, Mario's here with Kermit the Frog. They have a nice little chat on the stage as Bison leaves the ring. Bison passes by without incident, but Kermit decides to call him out for beating up an injured opponent. Bison turns....and goes for the Psycho Crusher! Kermit ducks it at the last second, and an off-balance Bison tumbles down the ramp a bit before storming off embarrassed.

-Kyoji Kamiya is a man who can appreciate a good massacre, and that's why he's looking forward to seeing David try to fight Bowser!

-HARDCORE TITLE GRUDGE: Bowser (c) v. davidponte
This has been brewing since Bowser disrespected David 2 PPVs ago, and now there's gold on the line to boot! David has to fight through a bunch of the Koopa Klan to even get to the ring, so he has a better idea! He lures the whole gang backstage! He makes it look like he ducked into the women's restroom, and Bowser and his cronies get a whole lot of screaming and slapping for running in after him. Bowser wobbles...and falls on top of David, squishing him a bit. David's buddy (?) Taker shows up and cleans house on the Koopa Klan, with the ref trying to get them under control. David flees under the ring, not having learned his lesson from getting blown up by Bison, and Bowser sure enough just breathes a bunch of fire down there. David gets out in time and smacks Bowser with a chair. He grabs a kitchen sink too, but Bowser swats it away. David throws a monitor at him instead. Bowser takes it and just chucks David through the announce table! David gets up after a second, only to get laid out with a massive clothesline! Bowser's a bit too slow with the cover, and David kicks out. Fine, Bowser just hits a backbreaker....and then chains it into the Rack Attack! It's over!
Winner and STILL champ: Bowser

-Miz and Cueto go back and forth on the previous match- Cueto panning the interference and comedy bits while Miz puts it over as good hardcore action.

-Adol Christin from Ys is backstage training with Panthera. Adol is trying to learn The Pounce from Panth, since it's such a deadly maneuver! He picks it up quickly since he's used to charging at people already.

-B8WL CHAMPIONSHIP: John Cena (c) w/Scare v. Daniel Bryan
The big climax of their week-long feud! Cena powers out of a few basic holds, then reverses one into his Springboard Stunner! He stomps Bryan for good measure, then applies a dreaded HEADLOCK. A YES chant breaks out, oddly. Cena wraps up the rest hold with a forearm to the chin. Bryan escapes a double hammerlock and administers an elbow strike. Cena stumbles out to the floor, and while the ref is checking on him, Scare drags Bryan out too! Bryan kicks Scare, but Cena rolls Bryan back into the ring. Bryan can't see him! AA! 1....2....3!
Winner and STILL champ: Cena

-Miz thanks the fans for coming, and the whole B8WL roster for a great show! (was it?)
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