LogFAQs > #925845557

I love peanut butter, and thick peanut oils...but ever since I left my hometown I can't find a single damned Chinese place that makes cold sesame noodles the right way with the hot peanut oil. It's always either some bland garbage with a lazy fistful of sesame seeds on top of lo mein noodles and string beans or some crazy red shit on top of lo mein noodles that should taste like chillis but doesn't.

Same problem I have with pizza in Orange county, NY. In Stamford CT you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a good pizza place or Chinese joint. Here in the Hudson valley, all the food sucks. The one place with decent takeout nearby is a halal spot and fuck the entire concept of bacon there. It seems every single Pizan that landed at Ellis island went east from Ellis island like they'd regretted the migration rather than having gone north.

I had to give up entirely on the nearest pizza place to my apartment because Everytime I wanted a chicken parm I had to have a 3 minute argument with the place over what the fucking bread was called. Hero, wedge, blimpie, po boy, hoagie, submarine, blimpie, just fucking put some cutlets on a goddamned long piece of bread with sauce and mozzarella for fuck sake, how hard is this? I don't know if it's the water up here or something but all the pizza is wrong.

Rabble, rabble. In Colorado I could find better take out than I can just 100 miles from my hometown, literally what the fuck?
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