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| Topic | Quinton ranks user-nominated Final Fantasy stuff |
| SaveEstelle 10/30/19 1:54:28 PM #55: | Disclaimer: I'm not going to let myself stress too much about making sure the numbering for this one is 100% accurate so if I end up off-kilter I'll course-correct before the end! 183. Iron Sword a sword made of iron how blasted exciting I can think of few swords made of iron throughout human history I love iron swords so much that I rank them dead last because this is ridiculously unremarkable I can't even make fun of it I hate this. 182. Bronze Sword everything you love about iron swords except plot twist made of bronze the bronze age is historically savvy bronze swords in final fantasy are not. 181. Mythril Sword don't look now back to back to back first they came for our iron fam said "who cares" then they came for our bronze fam said "not us" then they came for our mythril tolkien said "wtf is mythril" square said "shrug" Quinton too said shrug. 180. Desch's Sword lmao who even is Desch ngl I know who Desch is but only barely he exists in Final Fantasy III need I say more. 179. Short Sword shorty in the club with steel shorty looked at me and said "kneel" I said no. 178. Highway Star this sword was supposed to be Gabranth's but isn't it doesn't exist it is cut content get it "cut." 177. Wizard Sword if you say this out loud in a public space perhaps even a comic shop people will snort and snivel and disown you. 176. Wing Sword stop adding random words to swords. 175. Gold Sword this is a bad idea don't make a sword with gold don't do it because it will only backfire you will be standing on the field of battle proud flags waving behind you banner boys screaming in horror when your sword falls apart and you die. 174. Sorcery Sword now you're just ****ing with me. 173. Sleep Sword just thinking about a sleep sword a sword literally named sleep is putting me to sleep. 172. Folding Epee lmao. 171. Sword of Paine frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are my life among the dumb. 170. Eternity Blades here's a free tip if you're in the market for naming swords and you think adding the word "eternity" is going to get you a promotion at work you probably work for square enix. 169. (nice) Saber at least I solemnly believe in my heart of hearts that maybe just maybe this thing will successfully cut things. 168. Rapier now we're fancy twirl and twirl and twirl my life for escape from this ranking. 167. Royal Sword honestly who cares your sword is royal so maybe adhere to it or whatever it says a lot about american society that we still revere royalty by kissing steel. 166. Shear Trigger oh look our first gunblade unfortunately for life the universe and everything this has such a stupid name that I literally cannot. 165. Dark Sword by virtue of blandness I solemnly decree dark sword if you'll face the court please thank you dark sword behold you make the next one on the list sound cool by comparison. --- ~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto... On a bird named Pidgeotto...~ ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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