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164. Platoon Sword
I'm furious
nintendo didn't call the sequel to splatoon
"spla2n"
that's all I can say about this sword
also it is stupid.

163. War Sword
first they used them for prayer
then they used them to knit
a trio of shamans even invented fishing with them
inevitably one neanderthal used them for sexual gratification
but stark was the day
that Man first harnessed the sword for War
I guess.

162. Holy Win
so you claim
but take a look
at a picture
of this sword
and you as well shall lose.

161. Lustrous Sword
if I wanted a sword
that made me think about sex
I wouldn't wield this
because I know what lustrous means
but you're thinking about sex now anyway.

160. Indrajit
no I'm not
shut up.

159. Mythril Blade
you think you're cool
just because you changed "sword" to "blade"
well
you're not.

158. Bee Spatha
since when
did final fantasy
cite wookieepedia
for sword names.

157. Blank Blade
your mama's so dull
she couldn't even name her sword.

156. Cutlass
I will not cut lasses
I will not wear glasses
I will not eat green eggs and ham.

155. Salamand Sword
finish
the
word
idiot.

154. Flame Sword
sheep
get your flame shields ready
I have a third-degree burn
in flame sword.

153. Flame Fossil
by virtue of being even stupider
you narrowly surpass flame sword
to be the second best at flaming
what the hell is this name.

152. Survivor's Edge
ow
the edge.

151. Dorgann's Blade
that
is not
how
you spell
"dragon."

150. Curtana
murster cherf.
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