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149. Dark Claymore
dark claymore
a claymore that is dark
as clever as a dog in harvard
bark
bark
bark.

148. Crimson Sword
hey please read my fanfic
"crimson sword"
it's about a girl who gets superpowers
even though she's a klutz
and she gets a sword
the color crimson
and it makes the boys fall in love
on a full moon
but
one day
she accidentally
dies.

147. Platinum Sword
no SHINE
it doesn't count as a platinum.

146. Enhancer
heh
heh
heh.

145. Soldier's Sabre
please do not buy this
it already belongs to a soldier.

144. Hunting Sword
we're at a point
in our rankings
dear sweet friends
where the most interesting thing
one can conceivably say
about some of these swords
is Emilia Clarke is beautiful.

143. Warrior's Sword
soldier stop
what are you doing
put away your coinpurse you fool.

140. Double-Edge
you can attack your foe with this
if you are willing also
to attack yourself.

139. Onion Sword
look vegeta
it's an onion sword.

138. Butterfly Sword
"bye bye butterfree"
like this
if u cry every tiem.

137. Butterfly Edge
wait
what.

136. Murgleis
shorty back she making up words
shorty think that "words" rhymes with "swords"
users wonder where this write-up goes
quinton doesn't know
battletoads.

135. Lifesaber
lifesaber
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

134. Cutting Trigger
one
would
hope.

133. Aqua Saber
I've been through the desert
on a horse with no name
stuck a sword in my mouth
felt like rain.

132. Ancient Sword
I am an anthropologist
I require further context
how old is this sword
"ancient" is used far too frequently
to the point that it dwindles in meaning
stab me with it
that I might carbon date it from within.

131. Brave Blade
I hypothesize
that many Japanese
cannot pronounce this
ruthless.

130. Chaos's Revenge
kid
delete your fanfiction.net account
thank me later.


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