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TopicQuinton ranks user-nominated Final Fantasy stuff
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10/31/19 10:58:20 PM
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SCENE: A corporate office. Several "users" of internet website "GameFAQs Contests Board" are typing away at word processors -- slaving away their lives for the bottom line. There is a gust of wind and a foul stench fills the room. Before anyone can dare inquire, Necron from Final Fantasy IX appears.

The users stare in shock. All are silent save for one.

LeonhartFour: "At least it isn't Vayne...!"

Uncomfortable laughter. At least one user, pjbasis, is still typing away. He's always been a bit... distracted.

vcharon: "Figures you'd show up. Seymour was going far for once. But I guess not anymore."

Necron exhales and the office is suddenly several degrees hotter. Several degrees hotter... celsius.

Necron: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the denizens of internet website GameFAQs Contests Board. Look at you all. You're practically middle-aged. Yet I remain. Eternal... well, go on. Type-type-type. Where are your cruel words now? Your hateful rhetoric? Your insistence that I was an abrupt and unwarranted final boss? That I harmed the narrative of the video game in which I appeared? Go on, LeonhartFour. Write about my revenge. I'll be sure to give you plenty of... inspiration."

The users collectively shiver. Even pjbasis is aware now. He murmurs under his breath that this is not his fault but acknowledges that it could have been. Necron laughs and raises his powerful arms in vengeance. A fell chill blankets the air and the power of a Final Fantasy final boss is about to slaughter the users where they sit.

Eddv enters. He's licking donut powder from his fingertips. At the sight of Necron, he rubs his eyes and shrugs.

Eddv: "Actually, I've always liked the guy. He's probably in my top three FF characters. Not that there's much competition anyway. It's Hope, Snow, Necron... whatever."

Dead silence. It feels like forever has passed before Necron bows graciously, sheathing his unholy powers. The users have been spared. Just before he leaves, the dark one says,

Necron: "Finally some ****ing respect."

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~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto...
On a bird named Pidgeotto...~
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