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129. Broadsword
one day I chased a kid over a mile
because he tried to steal my charizard card
I refused to yield
I wanted that card something fierce
when I finally caught up to him
I told him a great many things
among those things was not
"broadsword"
because it's a bland word
and I was focused on giving that jackal nothing but spice.

128.Laevateinn
I'm going off the rails
on a laevateinn.

127. Macuahuitl
my ex-girlfriend
whose name is kiria
to this day
will attempt to quechua rush me
in civilization 4.

126. Onion Blade
hahaha
I admire your spunk
you really shake things up
changing "sword" to "blade."

125. Coral Sword
damn it coral
do you get it
it's a walking dead reference
wait
are those even relevant anymore.

124. Purple Lightning
ser gawain the green knight
searched bravely through the... night
until he came about the famed edge
purple lightning
and then he laughed so hard he peed.

123. Scimitar
scimitar
you go no further
because
I still fail to pronounce you regularly.

122. Rune Tooth
if you neglect yourself overmuch
your teeth become runes
brush your teeth mongrels.

121. Iconic Sword
I bet
you bought this trash
on etsy.

120. Fragarach
say that to my face.

119. Wightslayer
sir
I respect the civil rights movement
but there are laws.

118. Howling Soul
edward
I know what you are
you're a cosplayer.

117. Engine Blade
cloud
there ain't no gettin' off this train
believe me I tried
that's how I lost this arm.

116. Rune Rapiers
if you neglect yourself overmuch
your swords become runes
no seriously
brush your teeth that's disgusting who raised you.

115. Rhomphaia
I think
I used
a master ball for this.

114. Platinum Rapiers
show up at the club
sunday night
club's closing at 11
because literally sunday
all the women wearing pants
because please be respectful on sundays
all the men pimping platinum rapiers
wait nevermind this is an anime convention or some ****.

113. Colichemerde
no
and do not ask me again
you sick freak.

112. Crimson Blitz
if you happen to be in queens
and you're on a subway train to brooklyn
do not accept these pills.

111. Sonic Steel
you're too slow
you're too slow
come on step it up.

110. Estoc
this one's a real word
in another language
an important language
but a language that is not my own
and for that it must die.

109. Soul Sabre
I bet
you spell theater
"theatre."

108. Engine Blade II
cloud
there still ain't no gettin' off this train
I foolishly tried again
I have no arms now cloud.

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~Slowbro, after this we'll go to Johto...
On a bird named Pidgeotto...~