Yayy... Rena wants a prince... on a white horse.... If only she could get a 'nice, sproingy body' to be all over dirty magazines to win such a man... Maybe it'll take six years and some fake breasts and almost wedding the much older cousin, but I'm sure that's a good dream for Rena to have. To have.
Mmm, squash is very delicious.
Higurashi Episode 3 a.k.a. The One Where Rika Meeps
Switched to updated sprites with the coach only to see Mion shrink like three feet in height comparatively. Also, Coach is a creep.
Oh no... Satoko's parents... ;_;
Ugh, like... the fact that this guy has a sprite is making me wary, and I'm also getting serious Life is Strange vibes from him. I don't expect to like him much, if at all, by the end of the episode.
SeE?! Upon adopting Satoko, he could make her call him Master and be re-educated in the ways of being a maidservant!!! Uu~! Bad Kinzo Irie! Bad bad Kinzo pervert Irie!
WhAaAaAT?! Not you too Mion!
Wait, Shion? Oh, whoa! Hey! I didn't even realize they were both here! Right! That's Shion because Mion's in yellow!! Also, you have kickass theme music.
So much flirting!
An Angel Mort uniform? Oh... oh Keiichi, you got yourself in trouble again, didn't you? XD Yessss Maid Keiichi!!
Hmm, did Shion have a crush on Satoshi? Is that why she's no longer going to games?
Mion and Rena both got really tense when mentioning Satoshi. We just want to know the truth!
Rena being a creep again. The curse is mentioned for the first time this episode, AND THEN RENA GOES BLANK-EYED. I can't tell which one's creepier: the original or updated sprite. The original definitely is clearer with the better sociopathic smile, but the eyes in the updated get much deeper under my skin.
It was dead-eyed Rena stalking him. He ran away from you and your giant axe.
Hmm?
'Oyashiro-sama is the guardian deity of Hinamizawa. He would never allow anyone to abandon Hinamizawa and run away. I apologized for it! But Satoshi-kun probably didn't.' Rena tried to run away before? But why? What happened? Is that why she goes serial killer sometimes? Oh, yup, there's angry blank eyes. Fun.
Thank you, Mion. Both for punching out Rena in her MARIA mode, and for talking with Kei on the way home.
Rena transferred here, too? Dammit, Mion, don't tell Keiichi secrets. He's terrible and keeping things secret.
Wait, Mion! Don't go! WHAT ABOUT THE MANGA?!?!
D'aww, Shion is pining for Satoshi's return...
*blurgh* This autopsy report....
Houjou? Hmm.
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