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TopicTop Ten Games of All-Time + Flamefest
Kamekguy
03/22/12 11:29:00 AM
#4:


I'll bite.

1. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
2. Kirby Super Star
3. Banjo-Kazooie
4. Donkey Kong Country 2
5. Metal Gear Solid 3
6. Warcraft III
7. God Hand
8. Crash Bandicoot Warped
9. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
10. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Metal Gear Solid

Would you truly put such a whiny and deplorable title in your favorite of all time? I suppose if you desperately hammered away at your Playstation back in the day, staying up until two in the morning trying to figure out the god-awful controls so that you could misquote an overtly-preachy and trite title in order to sound philosophical to all of your middle school friends, the morons they are. I suppose if you cut out the completely needless backtracking, the poorly-written monologues, the terrible pacing when it came to cutscenes, the stilted dialogue, the unintuitive gunplay and control set up, the clunky way that Snake crawled at only fifteen degree angles and stuffed his face into room geometry like put a metaphor for sex here because Zero Punctuation, and just removed Meryl entirely there could be a game that would be considered 'sub-par'. But it's an aged relic from an era of experimentation, and it's no longer needed and has no place in this world, so kick its blocky ass out of here. Or get a Hideo Kojima love pillow, either or.

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