So I just dashed in from outside to answer the phone, almost stubbed my toe and just barely made it in time. After picking up the receiver, I heard the following:
Four seconds of modem noises
A loud sound that vaguely resembled an explosion or gunshot
Two seconds of high-pitched screeching
An electronic voice that said "Goodbye? Hello!"
And then they hung up.
So, tell me, Board 8: should I be afraid?