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Dear Zeus,
You are most wonderful on your knees.
Can you please fully express your growing pleasure with a lighting bolt in your ASS good sir? Why arent you wearing your toga today? And where are you taking that meaty hotdog water today? I like to give you a big hug and then we walk among mortals.
Full of indignation, you are an incest-loving freak. Why are you pooping runny liquid when there is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in your butt? Suck my toes.
So Zeus, I want to wish you a great Father's Day with many child prostitutes in your basement you sick fuck. You're the worst. Even worse than that one guy in the butt who tries to cream his way through all of the Greek Pantheon, especially sexy Aphrodite, and his sisters.
You taught me all about how large dongs impregnate your sister. "This is fucked" I said, but "nevermind because I like to stroke it watching Teletubbies." said condescending fool!
Before I forget, my butt itches and is irritated. I love Dolmades.
Dearest Zeus, how do I play Mead's fellatio game? You're wildly uneducated. Son of a wet, rancid fart full of cream. Eat cheese and die in a sex dungeon of anal-inserting pineapples you smelly, farting frog. Do you like waxed feet sliding into your prolapsed pink sock or do you eat the *** hole with a side of French guys?
Interestingly enough, we play Hentai video games. Come to bed while blowing it thinking of Killary Clinton, her husband, Sir Boaty McBoatface, motorboated his way through the abyss. of her vaguu.
Zeus, today you engaged in beastiality with your mom. How'd that go? Also I ate. Stop lying bruh Bras are expensive bruh. You know we are going to sing along to the best around, nothings gonna stand in our land of dancing without getting laid out from knockout. Never gonna give Big massive penis.
Stuffing penises in your father is also your brother Vader, Luke, Jedi you're a butt-baby 'Larry! Concord Grapes!' he said. What somebody once told me the world was definitely flat. Clinton and Epstein played the same game as Trump while wearing Disney themed booty shorts with Winnie the Xi. Cream came and he slathered his big, throbbing, fishsandwich which tasted like salted tuna from the ocean. OH! I just ate a baby cattle after slaying a rabid dragon.
Get a job you big baby! And call me baby one more since you're Icoyar. Toes in the V turn you on. But not when ass of fire is your parents singing 'Hakuna Matata' while making lovemaking noises in the world of pure fuck me in that dumb show in the ass.
The Game Genie Doesn't insert properly unless I fart I love you. SHUSH! Did you change the baby? Because I don't Lick unwashed feet mega Donkey cream russian troll bot unless someone makes a dirty bomb made with ass And mother's love of big, black Creamed salted cocks spewing delicious liquid on your back while Carebears jiggle your russian balls swell for Trump.
His love for young Asian boys makes the police burn their cars. U leik mudkipz? He LOVES mudkipz Cock and balls Hanging in malls cream on walls comes and falls with disco balls Better Call Saul massive dongs everywhere covered in hair smells of jizz potato eating vegans and dirty socks. Zeus has no future job prospects but he has something even better. A scheme to, a feeling of, large dragon dongs swaying in the few hairs on his head. Spraying Zeus' spruice juice all over his spaghetti and meatballs. But, for real, Ryuji loudly exclaimed nobody loves Zeus and nobody could ever love him like Zeus does. That is why he's forever alone while surrounded by Waifu plushies and crusty socks. Just beat it already! Speaking of beatings, I'ma throw hands at school children like Zeus' mother would never do. She's ashamed of his micro penis even though hers is MUCH bigger...
Sometimes he dreams of electric sheep, sexy electric sheep he eagerly humps and they love feeling his micro-penis as he shear's it off slowly. "That's hot, son!" said his father Chronos as he penetrated his butthole in horse's vagina. Zeus found an N-word pass and recorded a song posting from alts, it was terrible and cream-filled much like Zeus.
Black penises slapped his pimpled butt cheeks and he yelled with tearful glee "I love black hate from Clark Kent." That was kinda weird, but being gay with his own father is Sunny's bag. But enough about cream and cocks, let's get serious and talk about sex, baby, you and Zeus, let's make Hollywood great with rampant pedophilia, Clark Duke's passion. And bring back the goddamned Mcrib! Let's get dangerous! Let's get naked! Let's grow marijuana!
Sincerely, PotD members. Just kidding! Anyways, dicks out for all the single dirt-based soaps looking to foam at the tip for love and Country and queen.

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~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~