Every year User of the Year comes and goes. Every year the people make their judgment, vote however they may, and someone other than me wins User of the Year.
Enough is enough! I'll even give you a list of reason why I should win User of the Year so even the most addle-minded amongst you can take a glance and see the truth of the matter.
XIII is the least important reason, I is the reason above all else why I, and no other, should be crowned the champion of this contest.