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From: Silvercross | #004
I had a dream last night that ertyu and I were together on a secluded island. We had all the food, drinks and games we could ever want. We spent the early part of the day relaxing on the beach. We braided each others hair, talked about sports, and laughed about swift. I told ertyu a secret that I had never told anyone before and he giggled. Why is this important? Because it was the first time I really felt that special connection with him, and it was something that kept the day going.

Later in the day, we layed together in a hammock and played Devil May Cry on a coconut television that was held in place by monkey butlers. It was magical. Ertyu beated the game easily, and I was impressed. He didn't even switch to Easy Mode until the last half of the game! I asked him what he wanted to do next, and he said he wanted to play Madden 2012. I told him that Madden 2012 was my absolute FAVORITE Madden game, and again, we shared a special moment.

That night, ertyu challenged me to a romantic candle lit kickboxing match. I accepted, if only so for a few brief moments, our bare skin would touch. As we kicked and punched each other in the face, I felt his manly stubble on my hands, his chiseled abs on my feet, and his passion in my soul. After a few hours, we collapsed in a sweaty heap in the sand. This was it. This was the moment I had been waiting for. I was going to kiss ertyu. I placed my hand on his inner thigh and told him he was beautiful. I leaned in for a kiss, but to my surprise, ertyu had transformed into a dum pink ball. I wasn't going to kiss a dum pink ball so instead I just had sex with one of the monkey butlers.

When I woke up, I found bits of sand in my bed. Maybe it wasn't a dream after all...