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As much as I loved Don't Breathe, I might love Suprak's commentary on it even more.

Snake5555555555 posted...

And I guess while Im on the subject of holy shit what the fuck, I should probably mention THE SCENE in this movie. I was neither frightened nor entertained by what I was watching here, but I will say this movie disturbed me more than any other film on the list, all thanks to a turkey baster and what can I only assume was weeks worth of masturbation. The whole twist of this movie is that the blind man is also a monster, and has the woman responsible for his daugthers death tied up in a room in his basement. How does a blind man who never leaves his house and would be useless navigating places he wasnt intimately familiar with manage to kidnap anyone? Great question, and the movie doesnt feel like answering it. Ill give the movie the benefit of the doubt and assume that she came to his house to apologize, but then that opens up the question of why dont the police check this place out? but I cant sit around focusing on all the ways the movie is dumb because I dont want to write out another six paragraphs.

Regardless, the SECOND TWIST is that this old dude is actually a SUPER MONSTER and had impregnated this woman for the sole purpose of giving him another kid. She dies because blind man wildly firing in the basement has consequences. The scene that Im going to remember, probably forever, from this movie is the one where he throws the main character in this weird harness, brings her off the ground, rips a hole in her pants, and the approaches her with a turkey baster FULL of blind old man semen to now get her pregnant as payback for the baby he accidentally killed because of her earlier. I was squirming this whole scene and had several different variations of holy shit what the fuck come out of my mouth. The scene winds up being capped off with what I can only describe as the HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK climax of this holy shit what the fuck movie, where Clay from 13 Reasons Why shows up and saves her, and she turns the tables on him by forcing him to deepthroat the turkey baster and squeezing until his own cum explodes from his mouth. I hate that forcing him to deepthroat the turkey baster and squeezing until his own cum explodes from his mouth is a sentence I just typed, but if I had to watch it, you have to read it.

Priceless. All of it. I'm not even angry that he ranked it so low or that the movie ranked 5-8 spots lower than I anticipated. Every word he typed out was worth it.

Snake5555555555 posted...

Suprak -

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This was, to me, the holy shit what the fuck movie on the list. We didnt have anything truly deranged like Human Centipede or anything like that, but this is the one that came closest for me. This isnt a movie I watched before, but I had heard mostly positive things from friends so it was one I was definitely interested in watching. Im now reevaluating those friendships.

Including ours, no doubt.