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Topic	I will post in this topic once per day until Parappa returns.
HotLap 10/30/22 9:31:36 PM #4:	Day 3: Is it that simple? Just reach out to him on Instagram? Surely it would be the most direct and efficient way to get this lanky Brit back onto the board. But no, its not that simple. For years now my friends have told me theyve tagged me in a pic on Instagram, only for me to respond I dont have an Instagram. Im then provided proof that yeah, you have an Instagram you fucking dummy, but I refuse to believe it. Who is that? Thats not mine. Several minutes pass by until Im finally convinced, before I spend half an hour trying to log in with every email address and password combination I can possibly think of. This happens once every three months. Maybe Im just destined to lose things. I lost Parappa. I lost my Instagram account. I lost $30,000 to the son of a Russian oligarch. My car insurance company informed me that the Monte Carlo that flipped nine times and became a sizzling fireball was a total loss. No problem, Ill just get a new Monte Carlo I thought before Chevrolet salesman Douglas rudely laughed in my face and informed me the Monte Carlo was discontinued in 2007. I was too embarrassed to tell Douglas that I thought Id been driving a 2011 Monte Carlo for years. What the hell was I driving? Have I lost my mind? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:969086495] in I will pos... [t:80213612]...</cite> <quote>Day 3: Is it that simple? Just reach out to him on Instagram? Surely it would be the most direct and efficient way to get this lanky Brit back onto the board.But no, its not that simple. For years now my friends have told me theyve tagged me in a pic on Instagram, only for me to respond I dont have an Instagram. Im then provided proof that yeah, you have an Instagram you fucking dummy, but I refuse to believe it. Who is that? Thats not mine. Several minutes pass by until Im finally convinced, before I spend half an hour trying to log in with every email address and password combination I can possibly think of. This happens once every three months.Maybe Im just destined to lose things. I lost Parappa. I lost my Instagram account. I lost $30,000 to the son of a Russian oligarch. My car insurance company informed me that the Monte Carlo that flipped nine times and became a sizzling fireball was a total loss. No problem, Ill just get a new Monte Carlo I thought before Chevrolet salesman Douglas rudely laughed in my face and informed me the Monte Carlo was discontinued in 2007. I was too embarrassed to tell Douglas that I thought Id been driving a 2011 Monte Carlo for years. What the hell was I driving? Have I lost my mind? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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