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ReturnOfFa posted...

maybe my balls are just learning how to not waste sperm and will remain above the threshold. lots of possibilities, really.

That was actually my first thought, too. Our environment has caused our balls to become more efficient, allowing us to spend more energy doing the important things like figuring out how to regulate microplastics through our body. We got these vestigial organs sitting around, anyway, so they may as well repurpose themselves and start contributing something instead of taking up space.