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I remember having a roommate who was always making protein shakes at 1 AM and waking us all up and we had to beg him to do it earlier and just throw it in the fridge, but he would still sometimes forget and then just apologize and still make it at 1 AM. And then he'd wake up and during showers would just be throwing up for reasons he swears wasn't because he was bulimic, even though he was very insecure about his physical appearance and dreamed of competing in body building competitions, but it was so loud in our commons area.

He was then replaced by a guy who played video games all day and never went to classes and screamed at the top of his lungs and threw controllers enough he'd have to get them replaced. One time he threw a controller from his room to the commons area that narrowly missed one of my other roommates.

I had a roommate that was the son of my landlord and one day I came home from work to find grease and wedge marks on my door. I called my landlords and asked what the fuck and the wife was saying "Oh he just heard your TV and your video games and wanted to see what you were playing, that's all!" and the husband just outright told me he's been out of rehab and he's moving his ass out now. This MF was absolutely trying to steal my shit.

I had another girl who had a pitbull that would claw up my door and would claw at my leg and tore my clothes because she refused to trim its nails.

And then the great one was when this girl brought her boyfriend to live with her for free which... whatever. He was a regular amount of annoying but he was fine. But he also had his own place to himself, but she had him stay there because??? And it became even more insane because the boyfriend brought his entire fucking family to visit for an undisclosed period of time that lasted two weeks. I'm talking sister, three kids, a grandma, and then a dog that was constantly barking and pissed off at the other dogs they already had there. And eventually I got to a breaking point where I told my landlord to fix this shit because it's absurd.

And then I had a house mate that was the dumbest SOB alive. I offered him to let him use my utensils and stuff in the kitchen when he first moved in because it was the pandemic. And he then ran with that and refused to buy himself anything months and months later after that was the normal now, and he never cleaned any of it, so I would have to constantly be on his ass about it because I had no clean utensils or plates to use. And I shared a bathroom with multiple people including him, and I was the only one to clean that bathroom and when I mentioned to him that I'm the only one to clean that bathroom, he said, "Well I wouldn't be proud of that because it looks like shit now." And I had to inform him it's because I hadn't cleaned it in a month, waiting for someone else to do it. He would also use vinegar to clean himself, so he would leave the dirty vinegar wash cloth in our bathroom and it smelled completely fucking rancid every time anyone went in and you couldn't breathe. And then he was an insufferable Elon Musk fanboy that couldn't stop talking to us about him. Overall he was a complete moron I was trapped in a house during the pandemic with him and it was awful.