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Casual Birder Playthough (Con't Part IV):
-The bird guy is some artist that has been chased down to the depths of the caves by those mean ol bad birders. He gives me a whistle that calls birds and I think Im going to be able to just about wrap thigns up.
-Ok, rapid fire puzzle solving! Give the naked couple their clothes and they move out the of the way revealing a duck they were hiding. The guy says this is a story they can tell their grandkids. Ah yes, gather round kids and let me tell you the time mine and grandmas date was interrupted by a sex criminal
-The girl says she couldnt wait to leave and isnt dating this guy again. Smart.
-I use the call to summon THE BIRD KING which is apparently not the final bird I need? Wow Im all crossed up.
-I get the time slow down camera from the guy on the peak, who then uhflies away? Hopefully thats what he did otherwise there is going to be a weird splat Im passing on the way down.
-Ok, got the fast flying bird in the trees and the one by the windmill. I find another random bird I missed using the bird call so Im at 24 out of 27! ALMOST DONE BIRDIN!
-I show my collection to the third bad birder who isnt Gray or Cozumel. She freaks out and passes out on the ground. Yes, I am aware the effect the size of my bird picture collection has on people.
-Inside is Cozumel and a bird! Where are the other two birds I need for the full set, I wonder?
-Hell, youre nothing but a CASUAL BIRDER!!! OUCH MY FEELINGS
-She sicks her attack bird after me and he bumps me down one room. What a jerk bird.
-Luckily, I have the slow time camera and I snap a quick shot. The bird starts bouncing around the screen and goes through a wall in the back. Wow Im a bird murderer.
-Cozumel yells out a final curse and then dies.
-No, really. Wow, shes really dead!! she must have really loved birds.
-Im a straight up murderer? Through bird photography?
-I leave the corpse of the bad birder before the cops show up and go through the hole in the back wall.
-I take a photo of the body before I leave. To add to my collection of people Ive murdered. Which is one, now, but thats still more than most people.
-One room back and OH GOD ITS A GIANT CHICKEN
-It is chained up, too. Break free, giant bird!
-Our birder laments how lost the bad birders really were, which shouldve been obvious when they were assaulting people in the street over bird photography.
-Theyve forgotten that birdsbirds are for everyone!!! Actually Im kinda mid on birds if Im being honest so you can keep them.
-I got to take the picture and then were like no, you didnt ask for any of this! Be free! Oops did I need to be asking all these other birds for their bird consent?
-I shoo the giant bird away. Hey wait hold on! Come back! I want that 100% completion! Gotta photograph them all!
-Dang, I accidentally entered the end game here. Im back in town for the contest and I cant leave but I still have two birds to find. PLEASE LET ME KEEP PLAYING.
-I talk to everyone around here and I get a nice end of game poem from the sea captain which is pretty cool.
-Also the nude couple is back. And nude again?
-The woman is like yeah we are going on a second date because he's nice and we share a hobby. Is that hobby exhibitionism?
-Ok end credits? BUT I NEED TWO MORE BIRDS! LET ME GO BACK PLEASE!
-Damn there's an end game photograph of the top three birders from the competition and I didnt even make the podium. Even the baby made the podium. This is what I get for missing two birds!
-Ok, I can continue and go back into the game right before I try to take a picture of the legendary bird. Time to go find those last two rascally missing birds.
-First one is easy to find. I go back to all the areas and that one jerk ass bird that stole the camera is back. Apparently if you move the light away from its nest, it will come back so I snap that shot and Im down to 1 bird.
-Help I cant find the bird.
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-I checked everywhere and blow my whistle everywhere and NOTHING. I refuse to look it up so I might be playing this game forever.
-Hm let me check the cave areas some more. Maybe I missed something here.
-There is one torch I didnt light. That torch is not a bird.
-I investigate all the screens that dont have birds in them. All birds Ive found are on a screen by themselves but there are several that have NOTHING and Im assuming thats where the last bird is.
-Maybe talking to people will help?
-Theres a couple of things that I feel like I maybe havent resolved yet. There is that girl who says shell never kiss me, the woman looking for dog food, and the guy who says dogs have secrets and he wants to talk to one.
-I try taking a picture of the dog, but nothing. Cant show him off. BOO.
-OH WAIT! I GOT IT! If you keep talking to the dog, it cycles through dialogue options. After doing like six variations of dog noises, he says that hes seen two birds in the pond area. Thanks talking dog, that has to be the one Im missing!
-I try throwing in worms but I mustve done that already. Throw in an acorn though and the final bird shows up! WOOOOO!
-Kinda a bummer, but I go through the ending again to get what I was assuming was the true ending but theres nothing different. Like, the ending screen is still me laying in defeat on the ground while three other people are on the podium. Its a minor, stupid thing, but there really should be a better ending shot here if you get 100% of the birds.
-GAME BEAT. GENERAL THOUGHTS COMING SOON.