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This isn't exactly the same, but I was playing a game of b8 mafia that started up the same day my sister got engaged. We had an impromptu party that night and I got absolutely hammered. We wound up crashing at their place overnight. I was laying in bed with my wife, drunkenly scrolling my phone and saw that I had rolled miller. I desperately tried to explain to my more sober wife that I was a miller and she had to help me tell everyone. She had absolutely no idea what I was talking about so she tried to get the phone away from me because all she could see is I was trying to send a series of incoherent messages to some message board. Like just strings of random letters were what it ended up being. I was determine to claim miller, so I ran to the closet to continue trying to post until she finally managed to get the phone away from me and get me in bed. Before I fell asleep, I apparently told her she should be proud of me and I wanted her to tell my children some day.

In the morning I had to explain to her what forum mafia was, which wasn't that hard because we played in college semi-frequently. But still. That's like a top five embarrassing moment for me.