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87. I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass
Source: The Brak Show
Villain: Zorak
Nominator: Fluttershy_Pony (2 left)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-P6EolKb90

Villainy: 4
Characterization: 2
Melody: 4
Total: 10/30

"Why don't you bend that back load over / Hold it steady / Zorak's ready"

I was honestly shocked to see that this wasn't Jonathan Coulter, it both sounds like his voice and like a song he would write. I can definitely justify putting this a little over the last Zorak given this is legitimately something resembling a real song. It's still very short and sweet and kind of forgettable overall, but I still enjoyed it for what it was.

The extent of the villainy here is obvious, so thank you for making my job a little easier. The title tells you pretty much all you need to know about the villainy. He wants to kick your ass. He likes to kick ass, and he is going to do so to you, making your ass the ass he has most recently kicked. That's also about the full extent you learn about Zorak here, so I can't really boost it much higher than this.