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-I need to go find her at the beach, because she runs an ice cream stand down there. And if I sneak in a quick game of volleyball, no one will even notice
-I show him note about the parking tickets and it starts with him saying hey man you got to pay that to geez did you hear a 29th person went missing yesterday. Great segue, man.
-Also 29?!?! Remind me to lock all my doors jeez people are disappearing left and right.
-Ty also thinks maybe that cop was at my door because these people going missing coincides with a bunch of people seeing weird flashing lights up in the sky.
-Kornfield, the aliens are back and this time theyre snatching up everyone! You got to do something man!
-but first let me go to the mall to grab those coaxial cables I was asked about.
-Newspaper in the malls top story is about Henry Altons health issues. Am Iuhsupposed to know who that is?
-Theres this little kiosk at the mall and Kornfield finds himself drawn to a weird rock. Jeez this is like taking my kids to the mall. No, you cant get the weird twinkly rock. No, it isnt anything special put it down. Dont listen to that lady shes just trying to sell you junk.
-Lady: Quartz might help with your slouch. See? Called it. The saleswoman is a weirdo trying to sell you junk, Kornfield!
-Lady: Do you believe in the healing power of nature, sir. Kornfield you dummy this is your cue to keep your eyes down and keep walking. Have you never been harassed by mall salespeople before?
-I feel like the healing power of nature is a phrase that is uttered by medical professionals talking about specific salves and balms like 1% of the time and people trying to get you to jam a quartz crystal in your anus for $99.99 the rest of the time.
-Well the electronics store I need to go to is closed. Great. I get harassed by a mall hippie and dont even get my coaxial cables out of the deal.
-Time to go to the beach! Shouldve brought my swimsuit.
-The ice cream stand has three flavors: classic vanilla, mint chocolate chip, and orange licorice. Holy shit what a wild swing on that third flavor. This stand is constantly out of two flavors and has never opened that orange licorice, I guarantee it. Hey what does your restaurant sell We have hamburgers, hotdogs, and deep fried armadillo lung.
-Anna tries to sell me ice cream and fails. Im just here about the message, you can keep your orange licorice flavored abomination, lady.
-She starts to tell me then asks if Ive seen the news and Kornfields just like I dont watch the news and shes like oh ok sorry to bother you. Wait this phone call was dependent on me staying up to date on the news? You maybe want to just tell me what the hell you were going to say anyway?
-Oh ok I show her the note I have about the strange lights and she starts talking. Guess I just needed to prompt her with an item first.
-I do like how Anna and Ty both seem to believe my insane alien abduction story for some reason. I feel like the right response to Kornfield telling you about the five years he lived in an alien zoo is just to politely nod and make sure you have a clear escape plan.
-Kornfield is pretty non-chalant about all of this and is like eh it was 15 years ago I dont remember that well. You dont remember your ALIEN ABDUCTION AND LIVING ON AN ALIEN PLANET all that well? I still remember when I accidentally called my fourth grade teacher mom.
-You dont forget trauma like this, man.
-Anna thinks they might be looking for me. Their plan just to keep abducting people one at a time and hoping the get the right guy? "I told you idiots we should've taken a picture! We're never going to find him at this rate!"
-John thinks that maybe he can put out a radio signal to get in touch with them. Seems like a bad idea since theyre in the process of disappearing people, man.
-Oh ok thats all for the first day. Kornfield leaves saying it doesnt sound like the Uviel because when they snatched him up there were no lights. Maybe they fixed their headlights in the 15 years youve been back?
-New day new message on the machine! Today it is Gerald Davis from KXP-TV. He wants to interview me on account of my crazy story ten years ago and all the lights appearing now. See? Now whos the crazy lunatic in a trenchcoat, Gerald?!?
-No one is outside the door but John still wont go out it. Better safe than sorry. Yeah totally. You know how youre paranoid how people are outside your door and you have to always take the fire escape? Totally normal not crazy person behavior.
-Oh what the hell? The cop is waiting for me at the bottom of the fire escape! Turns out John wasnt crazy enough. I knew I shouldve gone to the roof and used my bounce house secret escape plan.
-Now the number of disappearances has gone up to thirty. I am guessing one of those people I talked to yesterday has been disappeared.
-Haha the cop is like uh it uh says here that in 1976 you had a hm let me check my notes interplanetary experience? Yes asshole I was KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS no need to sugarcoat it.
-Officer: Im not here to bust your balls, sir. Well as long as you pinky promise we can talk.
-The cop says Chief Richardson would like to talk to me in person, then makes a passive aggressive comment asking if my door doesnt work. No, I was just trying to avoid you er I mean yes I always take the fire escape.
-Ok now I can explore the apartment building. Theres nothing of interest. Hooray?
-Im in no rush to talk to the cops so Im going to do everything else first. Uh Ty you got anything for me?
-Kornfield is shockingly unconvinced that the sightings are alien abductions. He talks to Ty and is like yeah I dont know and I feel like he should be like I TOLD ALL YOU PEOPLE THEY ARE SNATCHING US UP.
-Ty lets me know Anna called yesterday and is CONVINCED aliens are behind the disappearances. -Also she was happy to see me. Sorry Ty. Shes got that Kornfield-fever.
-I bring up her idea that I should try to send a radio signal since theyre probably the Uviel, and Ty thinks its a good idea. Pfft you only think that because shes your daughter.
-Ty is going to bring a transmitter from his garage tomorrow. Ok fiiiiiine Ill talk to the aliens.
-Margarent is still at the mall selling her magic moon rocks.
Shes like hey youre back do you work here and John is like SOMETIMES I EAT AT THE FOOD COURT. Dammit John. Youre ruining your chance her man.
-Margaret: Crystal Visions is my business and my passion. Ok cool uh uh do you ever eat at the food court?
-Margaret is convinced shes heard my name before and John is very shy about telling her he is the alien abduction guy so hes just like oh uh have anyone install any security lately. Double smooth, this is going GREAT.
-Bye Margaret Ill be back and less awkward.
-She does give me her business card, so I got that going for me.
-Lees is still closed. Dammit Im never going to get these coaxial cables.
-I pick up random shard of glass at the beach. Aw yeah! Garbage.
-Ok ok fine Ill go to the police station. I wont like it but Ill do it.