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Topic | Hypothetical: Every time you think about deeding, you do 5 pushups instead |
Phoro 03/22/24 12:38:01 AM #6: | I don't really *think* about masturbating... I think about fucking, and if I can't fuck, I masturbate.
So if we replace 'deeding' with 'fucking', I'd probably do a couple hundred pushups a day in this hypothetical. --- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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