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TopicHypothetical: Every time you think about deeding, you do 5 pushups instead
Phoro
03/22/24 12:38:01 AM
#6:


I don't really *think* about masturbating... I think about fucking, and if I can't fuck, I masturbate.

So if we replace 'deeding' with 'fucking', I'd probably do a couple hundred pushups a day in this hypothetical.

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