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Topic | $1,200,000 but you have to eat a foot long Subway sandwich every day |
RetuenOfDevsman 03/24/24 11:06:06 AM #20: | I'm assuming the sandwich is provided. I used to be quite the fan of Subway. I haven't been in alright around ten years, for two reasons: 1. I just found better sandwich shops. 2. The "Five dollar footlong" promotion which was a boldfaced lie. But you know, I could totally go for a ham and egg on flatbread a couple days a week, if it were free. Swapping it out for a cold cut combo or a meatball sub on the remaining days doesn't sound too bad either, since I'm getting paid for it. A part of me wants to asked how long I have to do this for, but honestly, I'm kinda thinking even if it's the rest of my life, I'd be ok with it. Now, I'm also assuming--and this is no doubt a hilariously unsafe assumption--thar the quality has not degraded in the last decade. Which I probably shouldn't assume, but I'm doing it anyway. I also assume--and this I would call a SAFE assumption--thar there are exceptions for unusual circumstances. Like if I get stranded in a small town that doesn't have a Subway, for example, I won't get struck by lightning. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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