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TopicEarth is spinning faster than it used to. Clocks might have to skip a second to
Jiek_Fafn
03/28/24 7:13:48 PM
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Clearly the increase in temperature is because of the related uptick of air friction and not because of our dependence on fossil fuels. If anything, we should increase our oil consumption by running our vehicles all day but facing them in the opposite direction of earth's rotation (east?). This will counteract the climate change and save the polar bears from coming ever southward and mating with any bear shaped species it can find.

Science, motherfucker!

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