| Topic List | Page List: 1 |
|---|---|
| Topic | The perfect girl but she has an enormous arsenal of firearms. |
| Mistere_Man 04/15/24 9:51:45 AM #30: | Me - (Hugs her and whispers) You dont know how long I been waiting for you to enter my life! At this moment I am filled with so much joy I just (squeals like a happy school girl). Oh god I love you much!!!
Her- Uh Mistere, why are you hugging that mini gun like that? Me - Ignore her my love, she just doesnt understand. Oh god I want you to purr for me! Her- Uuuhhhh . . . ok . . . I am going to close the door now, you will be locked in here. Probably forever. . . Me - Then like Quasimodo I die happily next to one I love! Her - Geez you arent going to be naked when I come back are you?! Me - Maybe. You are welcome to join us. Her - Oh lord. . . . --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
| Topic List | Page List: 1 |