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TopicThe perfect girl but she has an enormous arsenal of firearms.
Karovorak
04/15/24 9:54:47 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Me - (Hugs her and whispers) You dont know how long I been waiting for you to enter my life! At this moment I am filled with so much joy I just (squeals like a happy school girl). Oh god I love you much!!!

Her- Uh Mistere, why are you hugging that mini gun like that?

Me - Ignore her my love, she just doesnt understand. Oh god I want you to purr for me!

Her- Uuuhhhh . . . ok . . . I am going to close the door now, you will be locked in here. Probably forever. . .

Me - Then like Quasimodo I die happily next to one I love!

Her - Geez you arent going to be naked when I come back are you?!

Me - Maybe. You are welcome to join us.

Her - Oh lord. . . .

"The perfect minigun, but she is owned by your girlfriend, and can only be used by her"

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