Board 8 > Tonka Trucks, Candy Land, and Risk movies being made. :(

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NoName999
06/11/12 5:29:00 PM
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Sony Pictures has jumped aboard the Hasbro bandwagon that Universal jumped off of. Sony is developing the animated film Tonka, based on the 65-year-old kiddie car brand. The studio announced the arrangement in a press release, with Sony Pictures Animation and Happy Madison Productions producing the movie with Hasbro. Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo’s Happy Madison is also producing a movie version of Hasbro’s Candy Land for Sony, and the studio is separately developing Hasbro’s Risk.

http://www.deadline.com/2012/06/sony-to-make-tonka-trucks-animated-movie/

I for one wonder how the hell does Hollywood think they can make children games that has no plot whatsoever into 90+ minute movies. I mean, what goes on in their heads?

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Emporer_Kazbar
06/11/12 5:31:00 PM
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From: NoName999 | #001
I for one wonder how the hell does Hollywood think they can make children games that has no plot whatsoever into 90+ minute movies. I mean, what goes on in their heads?


Especially after how Battleship has ended up being a massive bomb.

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SupremeZero
06/11/12 5:33:00 PM
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... is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke.

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WaIker
06/11/12 5:34:00 PM
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adam sandler is ruining films as we know them

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SantamBraveWii
06/11/12 5:34:00 PM
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all of this sounds stupid

but who can deny a candy land movie being awesome. There are some awesome characters in candy land

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RPGLord95
06/11/12 5:45:00 PM
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Battleship only bombed in North America. It has done decently everywhere else

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Liwakip
06/11/12 5:54:00 PM
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I'm surprised that of all Hasbro franchises, no Hollywood studio has picked up the dreaded ponies yet...

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ShadowHalo17
06/11/12 6:00:00 PM
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They should make a movie based on the the boardgame Life. That's the best boardgame.

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Helba QotD
06/11/12 6:02:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17 posted...
They should make a movie based on the the boardgame Life. That's the best boardgame.


Lies and slander. They already made a movie based on the best board game and the movie was great. Life can't hold a candlestick in the billiards room to Clue.
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paperwarior
06/11/12 6:10:00 PM
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From: Liwakip | #008
I'm surprised that of all Hasbro franchises, no Hollywood studio has picked up the dreaded ponies yet...

I'm sorry, but CGI (Surely not live action!) ponies sound like a terrible idea which would drive even the most hardcore Bronies away.

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Liwakip
06/11/12 6:11:00 PM
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drive even the most hardcore Bronies away.

Going by the posts on that Brony documentary topic, that would be a GOOD thing!

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TheArkOfTurus
06/11/12 6:30:00 PM
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Maybe one of them will be like Clue!

Who am I kidding, no they won't =(.

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Jeff Zero
06/11/12 6:34:00 PM
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Solution: do not go and see them

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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/11/12 6:38:00 PM
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This makes sense because Battleship made FOURTY NINE TRILLION US DOLLARSSSSS already since being released

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YetAnothrShadow
06/11/12 6:41:00 PM
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Adam Sandler.

Producing a movie about a board game.

This. This is a new low. It could only get worse if Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer made a parody of it later on.

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baubeta
06/11/12 6:42:00 PM
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To be fair, Risk could be a GREAT movie in the right hands, and Candy Land will probably just be some kids movie (the board game DOES have characters in it. I even remember playing a Candyland PC game when I was a kid,)

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paperwarior
06/11/12 6:43:00 PM
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From: Liwakip | #012
drive even the most hardcore Bronies away.

Going by the posts on that Brony documentary topic, that would be a GOOD thing!

My statement was inclusive of everyone up to and including them.

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Liwakip
06/11/12 7:06:00 PM
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Well that's good, we need more things to horrify bronies with.

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paperwarior
06/11/12 7:09:00 PM
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Counterpoint: There are plenty of things to horrify bronies with. Like pony rule 34 fanfiction.

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Naye745
06/11/12 7:11:00 PM
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i find it funny that, like 15-20 years ago, television used to be the place for lazy, uninspired ideas, and the movies had most of the quality writing and original ideas, and now it is pretty much the exact opposite

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Liwakip
06/11/12 7:17:00 PM
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Counterpoint: There are plenty of things to horrify bronies with. Like pony rule 34 fanfiction.

They're not as powerful as the Hollywood rape machine!

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Emporer_Kazbar
06/11/12 7:25:00 PM
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From: paperwarior | #020
Counterpoint: There are plenty of things to horrify bronies with. Like pony rule 34 fanfiction.

Countercounterpoint: There is a decent portion of bronies that enjoy pony rule 34 fanfiction.

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shadosneko
06/11/12 7:26:00 PM
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Metal Gear Solid Risk movie, plz.

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Dark Young Link
06/11/12 7:26:00 PM
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NoName999 posted...

I for one wonder how the hell does Hollywood think they can make children games that has no plot whatsoever into 90+ minute movies. I mean, what goes on in their heads?




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Jeff Zero
06/11/12 7:26:00 PM
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From: shadosneko | #024
Metal Gear Solid Risk movie, plz.


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paperwarior
06/11/12 7:27:00 PM
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Both good countercounterpoints. Aside: You can't really terrify any Internet denizen. You can make them laugh uncomfortably at most.

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