Board 8 > Mercenaries Draft Week 14 Wartime: The Dark Side of the Moon

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's the logical conclusion to a season full of questionable decisions and disgruntled ragequits imo
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boko and i had a nice heart to heart phone call where we chatted and we decided this is the best way to end it

pool 2 was an abortion anyway
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It all was, really.
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Lopen posted...

I want my fight topics so I will not be offering Tiro a draw. He will have to bow out if he wants this to end.

you make it sound like you're subjecting tiro to torture
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Well he's about to get soloed by a Kirby helper. I can't imagine any better form of torture to be had in mercs.
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Easy way out
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I would have liked seeing the winner in pool 2 vs winner in pool 1, but since noone won in pool 2 now, the true finals are in pool 1 :p

It's more Mercs to old yeller things at the end.
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well I am hyped for the lopen/boko/gravy triple threat finals
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Who needs a triple threat I'll beat them at the same time.
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On a post note, i wish that boko picked up Ultimecia rather than monokuma, so he could win an entire fight in the pre-battle.

Lopen posted...

Who needs a triple threat I'll beat them at the same time.

I beat you two apart! I'll take you both together! [/Princess Bride]

ZeeksFire posted...

On a post note, i wish that boko picked up Ultimecia rather than monokuma, so he could win an entire fight in the pre-battle.

With Kuja? Idk if that would work!
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Got bored at work so I made a new Film/TV merc

http://mercsfilmandtv.pbworks.com/w/page/119520195/Baman%20and%20Piderman

Baman and Piderman (Baman Piderman)
Heroic Male Human and Heroic Male Superhuman
1/week

Baman and Piderman are as seen throughout their self-titled webseries. They maintain movement physics consistent with their source material, including those that don't normally make sense.

Abilities

Make Da Band (On Purchase/Trigger) - When buying Baman and Piderman, choose one of the two to start with. You may only roster them and use their respective ability until they are rostered in a loss, at which point the selected character will switch out for the other.

I'm Baman! (Start of Battle) - Every other week, Baman may pass on his movement physics to a randomly selected enemy. They will move identically to Baman's own nonsensical movements. They will not be aware of their condition prior to the match and will not be experienced in moving this way.

I'm Piderman! (Start of Battle) - Every other week, Piderman may pass on his web-slinging ability to a random enemy.. The web will work as it does in the webseries and may stick to any surface. However, the enemy will opt to use this as their only mode of transportation, refusing to even stand or walk without being pulled by it.

Upgrades

New Abilities:
I Come Over Da House (Peacetime) - Every week, Baman or Piderman may take residence in any chosen terrain, allied or not. There is no limit to how many terrains they can inhabit at a time.

We're Best Friends! (Trigger) - If battle takes place on an inhabited terrain, both Baman and Piderman will show up to battle as free assists. In addition, both "I'm Baman!" and "I'm Piderman!" will automatically trigger, even if on cooldown (adding one week cooldown each), targeting random post-rosters enemies. After the battle, Baman and Piderman will leave the terrain.

Ability Upgrade:
When using "I Come Over Da House" on an enemy terrain, you can choose to have Baman and Piderman become best friends with the owner of the terrain. Upon "We're Best Friends!" triggering, Baman and Piderman will not use abilities, but will instead take up a forced roster slot on the enemy team (ejecting one random enemy if all slots are taken). The choice must be specified when using the ability, and cannot apply retroactively to any previously inhabited terrains.

New Ability:
Those Guys (Pre-Battle) - Once every 3 weeks, any pre-selected ally with "Man" in the name may take over for Baman or Piderman this week. They may be rostered as a 1/week merc and may use any of their abilities. Upon using "We're Best Friends!" the ally will inhabit the terrain rather than Baman or Piderman.

Terrain

Piderman's House - A simple, white three-story house, complete with creepy basement. The defending will will start inside Piderman's house, while the opposing team will start nearby Baman's house (but access inside Baman's house is forbidden.
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Antipurge bump
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