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ManLink4321
08/19/17 1:34:17 PM
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John Goodman
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Butterfiles
08/19/17 1:35:35 PM
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Good Johnman
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ItsYourFault
08/19/17 1:35:39 PM
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Gohn Joodman
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Phantom_Nook
08/19/17 1:36:36 PM
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Man Goodjohn
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DonaldClinton
08/19/17 1:40:37 PM
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Johnman Good
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DarthAragorn
08/19/17 1:40:56 PM
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John Badman
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gafemaqs
08/19/17 1:44:44 PM
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Gohn Joodman
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GameGodOfAll
08/19/17 1:44:53 PM
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Good Man John
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SSJGrimReaper
08/19/17 1:44:59 PM
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*John Goodman breathing heavily*
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hockeybub89
08/19/17 1:45:45 PM
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_Squirtle_
08/19/17 1:45:59 PM
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gafemaqs
08/19/17 1:46:53 PM
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Oooj Hngdman
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Evolician
08/19/17 1:49:20 PM
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ItsVinceRusso
08/19/17 1:52:08 PM
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I saw John Goodman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Butterfiles
08/19/17 1:53:40 PM
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ItsVinceRusso posted...
I saw John Goodman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

was this John Goodman or John Badman?
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DonaldClinton
08/19/17 1:54:22 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
ItsVinceRusso posted...
I saw John Goodman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

was this John Goodman or John Badman?

Bad John Good
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/19/17 1:54:42 PM
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ninjarobot_22
08/19/17 1:56:53 PM
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Doodman John
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Eat More Beef
08/19/17 2:01:14 PM
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Rip. Man shot up to 97 Good Johns.
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