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lob_city_3
08/27/17 12:46:32 PM
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http://www.countyweekly.com/paducah-kentucky-man-booked-prostitute-finds-wife/

Lmao that had to be awkward
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Perascamin
08/27/17 12:48:15 PM
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Definitely
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/27/17 12:48:32 PM
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Why divorce? He loves whores and she is one.
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Sad_Face
08/27/17 12:48:35 PM
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Sounds like they're perfect for each other.
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TheOnionKnight
08/27/17 12:48:54 PM
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This is like that Pina Colada song in real life.
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pikachupwnage
08/27/17 12:49:16 PM
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"Considering a divorce"

Ya don't say?
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Kitt
08/27/17 12:49:39 PM
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Manocheese
08/27/17 12:49:42 PM
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RIP Man booked
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Unsugarized_Foo
08/27/17 12:49:55 PM
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9EN1Dvt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfWVn0GF48Q

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littlebro07
08/27/17 12:50:05 PM
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I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
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Christian RULES
08/27/17 12:50:23 PM
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RIP Man booked died with a prostitute shot up $97 tip
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FightingGames
08/27/17 12:50:26 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
9EN1Dvt

GOAT episode
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gunplagirl
08/27/17 12:51:54 PM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
This is like that Pina Colada song in real life.

I was thinking of this as I came into the topic
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Leight_Weight
08/27/17 12:53:10 PM
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Damn. That's hilarious. Sounds like a Florida story
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Skye Reynolds
08/27/17 12:53:15 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
TheOnionKnight posted...
This is like that Pina Colada song in real life.

I was thinking of this as I came into the topic


We all did.
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Manocheese
08/27/17 12:54:16 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
RIP Man booked died with a prostitute shot up $97 tip

LMFAO
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Skye Reynolds
08/27/17 12:55:39 PM
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Rk9lVhC

"How dare you do the same thing I was doing?"
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Ivynn
08/27/17 12:57:12 PM
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FightingGames posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
9EN1Dvt

GOAT episode

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Paragon21XX
08/27/17 1:11:53 PM
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That sounds too fake to be anything other than fake news. Have any other outlets picked up on the story?

I found my answer as I was typing this:
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/entertainment/2017/08/25/fake-news-paducah-man-not-hires-his-wife-hooker/598312001/
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ChromaticAngel
08/27/17 1:12:48 PM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
This is like that Pina Colada song in real life.

this is exactly what I thought of lmao
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AsucaHayashi
08/27/17 1:16:44 PM
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The photo only showed the woman from the neck down

yeah i don't really believe being married for 19 years(and together for however long before that) and not recognize your wife's own body.
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lob_city_3
08/27/17 1:16:59 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
Damn. That's hilarious. Sounds like a Florida story

I figured it was a Florida story when I first clicked on it
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GigaSPX
08/27/17 1:27:12 PM
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This is exactly an episode of Family Guy. Lois was making extra money by being an over the phone sex worker and her first call was Peter. They fell in love with Peter not knowing it was Lois all along and hooked up together at a hotel.
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GunmaN1905
08/27/17 1:29:12 PM
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Did he pay?
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gunplagirl
08/27/17 2:28:03 PM
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Still not as awkward as the guy who got his long lost daughters
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ClockworkHare
08/27/17 2:32:27 PM
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I was expecting one of them to be setting up the other to be caught, but it looks like they were both shocked.

What a couple.
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Pastryarchy
08/27/17 2:36:07 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
The photo only showed the woman from the neck down

yeah i don't really believe being married for 19 years(and together for however long before that) and not recognize your wife's own body.

I'm more impressed that a 43 year old American woman could still pass for a 27 year old prostitute. In Kentucky.
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SageHarpuia
08/27/17 9:03:29 PM
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Well, that happened.
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alexander37
08/29/17 8:27:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kDT44DBXs

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Offworlder1
08/29/17 8:34:03 PM
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The dude can't recognize his wife's body ?, the wife can pass for a woman a dacade younger ?

Seems like some bs to me.
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Zikten
08/29/17 8:41:04 PM
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they both were cheating so they can't get mad
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BootyGif
08/29/17 8:43:12 PM
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this looks like a fake news site

funny shit though
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joe40001
08/31/17 9:38:14 PM
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I feel like there is a way to make this into a joke referencing the pina coladas song but I can't quite thread that needle.
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KogaSteelfang
08/31/17 9:57:04 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I was expecting one of them to be setting up the other to be caught, but it looks like they were both shocked.

What a couple.

That happened to a guy I worked with. He and his wife were having issues, and decided to separate until they worked things out. Eventually they started getting things sorted out and were preparing to be together again. Then she saw his dating profile on his phone one night when he was away.

She made a profile of her own, stole some photos from a random Facebook page, and contacted him. He began bragging to us at work about him getting back together with his wife, and getting a hot side chick too. This went on for months, and he was constantly bragging about his new girl, and how he wired her a bunch of money(to his wife's parents iirc), and sent her all kinds of gifts(to her friend's house).

He told the "side chick" that his wife was abusing him, and that she was awful to their kids and that she wasted all of his money. That he was saving up to divorce her and be with the new girl, despite the fact that he was actually trying to fix his marriage.

It eventually blew up when he was showing us the photos she sent him, and another co-worker recognized the girl as her cousin. She contacted her, showed her the profile, and contacted his wife through the dating profile. She explained the situation, and the co-worker explained to the husband that it was secretly his wife he'd been messaging.
He quit work and was kicked out of his house after that.
That's been like 2 years ago, and he's trying to come back to work now.
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Syntheticon
09/01/17 12:18:29 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
The photo only showed the woman from the neck down

yeah i don't really believe being married for 19 years(and together for however long before that) and not recognize your wife's own body.

Yeah that was the first red flag for me, also that she was 40+ and passing herself off as 27 but maybe he didn't care or that's standard for prostitutes? I'm certainly no expert, either way it's no surprise it was fake.
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joe40001
09/01/17 3:41:03 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
AsucaHayashi posted...
The photo only showed the woman from the neck down

yeah i don't really believe being married for 19 years(and together for however long before that) and not recognize your wife's own body.

Yeah that was the first red flag for me, also that she was 40+ and passing herself off as 27 but maybe he didn't care or that's standard for prostitutes? I'm certainly no expert, either way it's no surprise it was fake.


What would the prostitute age conversion be?

if 40 is 27 it would be something like 9(ACTUAL_AGE-18)/22=HO_AGE-18

9a-162=22H-22*18 -> 9A+378=22H ->

(9A+234)/22=H

So for example a 70 yo would be 630+234=854/22= 38.8 yo
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lob_city_3
09/01/17 7:34:14 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
I was expecting one of them to be setting up the other to be caught, but it looks like they were both shocked.

What a couple.

That happened to a guy I worked with. He and his wife were having issues, and decided to separate until they worked things out. Eventually they started getting things sorted out and were preparing to be together again. Then she saw his dating profile on his phone one night when he was away.

She made a profile of her own, stole some photos from a random Facebook page, and contacted him. He began bragging to us at work about him getting back together with his wife, and getting a hot side chick too. This went on for months, and he was constantly bragging about his new girl, and how he wired her a bunch of money(to his wife's parents iirc), and sent her all kinds of gifts(to her friend's house).

He told the "side chick" that his wife was abusing him, and that she was awful to their kids and that she wasted all of his money. That he was saving up to divorce her and be with the new girl, despite the fact that he was actually trying to fix his marriage.

It eventually blew up when he was showing us the photos she sent him, and another co-worker recognized the girl as her cousin. She contacted her, showed her the profile, and contacted his wife through the dating profile. She explained the situation, and the co-worker explained to the husband that it was secretly his wife he'd been messaging.
He quit work and was kicked out of his house after that.
That's been like 2 years ago, and he's trying to come back to work now.


Holy fuck that's much better than the story I posted
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WesternMedia
09/03/17 3:08:00 AM
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BootyGif posted...
this looks like a fake news site

funny shit though

Yeah, it was clearly fake. We got a funny news story though and a good copypasta one from koga
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Ricemills
09/03/17 3:43:17 AM
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Three highschool students booked prostitute, prostitute ends up being their homeroom teacher.
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Dash_Harber
09/03/17 3:44:59 AM
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Hahaha. Literally the plot of an episode of family guy.
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Medz1206
09/03/17 3:56:48 AM
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Trump's great again America
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Sage JJ
09/03/17 5:14:46 AM
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Like how the hell do you not know its your wife from a body shot when you been married that long? Me and my wife been married 9 years and I can easily tell its her without seeing a face with or without clothing.
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WesternMedia
09/04/17 11:17:01 PM
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I'm pretty sure I've heard a bar joke like this before.
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