Current Events > Weird topics you remember on CE >_>

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-Years ago, I read a topic about some kid who had an eating problem, so his parents literally put a lock on the fridge. He would come on CE and bitch about it. Everyone laughed at him >_>

-Some guy posted pics of a pimp bringing hookers into a back alley by his window and having clients fuck them right there. You could see everything in the pics lol



Post some weird topic memories CE
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That guy who uses an entire board to make topics, 90% of which are him talking to himself for numerous pages.
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Han Solo
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Topic showcasing a users peeled foot skin and toenail collection. Kinda gross how it looked like ruffles potato chips and onion slices
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There was this topic a long time ago where this dude asked us what weird topics we remembered. Shit was weird.
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The one with gilberto
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why do i have fishbones coming out of my dick?
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raccoon topic
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Another one was the one with the champagne money shots, like pictures of girls with champagne being poured on their faces, and then someone photoshopped that black snake that looks like a penis onto the champagne bottles.

It was so hilarious.
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

The one with gilberto

Da*
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I forget who it was but someone posted a close-up naked photo of their ass with "hello ce" or something along those lines across it with a marker. The penmanship was fairly remarkable for a reach around job. I don't think the topic was even deleted.
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The guy who wanted to message his crush from high school who was engaged about how he always loved her and if she remembers the time they were Fred and Wilma in the High School play of The Flintstones because she will always be his Wilma.
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Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees
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Oh and those countless topics where we all shopped (more like MS Painted) the Sonic cake face into every image we could find.

Still the most fun I've ever had on the Internet.
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That frog dude and his cthsh with the ribbon

I remember all of these so far. I'm getting old. Shit.
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That one guy who recorded himself doing a ribbon dance for his crush
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The pool is a planet and the man is a room outside
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You old timers remember the black topic from around 02?

That shit was creepy as hell
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soulunison2 posted...

That frog dude and his cthsh with the ribbon

The ribbon dance?
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Bluebomber182 posted...

why do i have fishbones coming out of my dick?

Oh shit, that reminds me of the guy who stuck a thermometer with a deflated balloon wrapped around it in his dick. And he tried to deed to relieve the pain. He ended up having to tell his mom and having her drive to the hospital and it being really awkward.


Does anyone have the original post? >_>
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LittleBirdy posted...

The guy who wanted to message his crush from high school who was engaged about how he always loved her and if she remembers the time they were Fred and Wilma in the High School play of The Flintstones because she will always be his Wilma.

lolwut. What did she say? >_>
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Does anyone remember that fake topic where some guy claimed he was trying to hypnotize his sister into liking him? He had this whole elaborate plan where he would use audio CD's while she slept to slowly change her thoughts day by day, week by week.

And everyone who posted was like "This happened"

lmao
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Some CEman was discovered writing erotic fiction between himself and other CEgals on a dead board.
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vbty3 posted...

soulunison2 posted...

That frog dude and his cthsh with the ribbon

The ribbon dance?

Yes that one!

DevsBro posted...

Oh and those countless topics where we all shopped (more like MS Painted) the Sonic cake face into every image we could find.

Still the most fun I've ever had on the Internet.

I miss the sonic cake topics! That one and the dog jumping photoshop topics were the best
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NeonOctopus posted...

LittleBirdy posted...

The guy who wanted to message his crush from high school who was engaged about how he always loved her and if she remembers the time they were Fred and Wilma in the High School play of The Flintstones because she will always be his Wilma.

lolwut. What did she say? >_>

Can't remember if he ever told her but he was saying he wanted to tell her before her wedding via Facebook because he hadn't seen her in years in person.
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SpiralDrift posted...

I forget who it was but someone posted a close-up naked photo of their ass with "hello ce" or something along those lines across it with a marker. The penmanship was fairly remarkable for a reach around job. I don't think the topic was even deleted.

lmao I think that topic had like three or four more post theirs as well. That was when bare butts were allowed.
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That one topic where the OP asked if CE would **** a tree if they could. The general consensus was quite the eye opener LOL.
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Topic title: don't you hate it when you poo in the shower and throw it in the toilet and miss
Post: so you have to eat it?

That was the earliest topic I can remember and the first sign I should never have stayed but I'm in too deep now
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The one guy who got a glass tube (I think) stuck in his urethra
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I thought it was super weird how mods were so against RIP tree topics that they started deleting them and puttinf people on warn.
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I remember someone just made a topic that said "Pics at post 20" and when the topic reached 20 posts, he posted a pic of a poop he took earlier.

He got warned for it >_>
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