Current Events > These fat golden oompa loompa gargoyle things in dark souls 3

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Like fucking 4 at once on this got damn rooftop? C'mon.
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Oompa loompa doopity grun
Let me tell you to praise the sun
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Yaridovich posted...

Oompa loompa doopity grun
Let me tell you to praise the sun

I'm in that cult.


also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?
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lilORANG posted...

also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?

It prevents the curse buildup from the ghost arms
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lilORANG posted...

Yaridovich posted...

Oompa loompa doopity grun
Let me tell you to praise the sun

I'm in that cult.


also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?

it protects you from spooky stuff so do it
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

lilORANG posted...

also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?

It prevents the curse buildup from the ghost arms

Is there a downside?
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but it makes my sweet deacon hat go away :(
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Dip you're head in da the wax

Yaridovich posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

lilORANG posted...

also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?

It prevents the curse buildup from the ghost arms

Is there a downside?

It makes you look dumb
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Pics?

I didn't get too far into DS3, something else came out around the same time and I haven't gone back to finish it. I don't think i've seen these things yet.
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You gotta pull those gold dudes one at a time. Killing all 4 gets you a titanite slab so it's worth it.
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pres_madagascar posted...

You gotta pull those gold dudes one at a time. Killing all 4 gets you a titanite slab so it's worth it.

oh shit then I can have a boss ass Uchi!
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don't do it, it's ugly. The curse isn't even a problem

It's better to just run past the bone gargoyle things. Titanite slabs are real easy to get, and how many +10 weapons are you ever gonna make? like 3 max

whats yer build?
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lilORANG posted...

pres_madagascar posted...

You gotta pull those gold dudes one at a time. Killing all 4 gets you a titanite slab so it's worth it.

oh shit then I can have a boss ass Uchi!

Damn right son. And every new game plus run puts them back so you can eventually have max a bunch of shit.
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badwinkles posted...

don't do it, it's ugly. The curse isn't even a problem

whats yer build?

I just max dex and stab people with my uchi. I don't go for real builds on my first playthough, just pick something easy and explore the world.
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lilORANG posted...

badwinkles posted...

don't do it, it's ugly. The curse isn't even a problem

whats yer build?

I just max dex and stab people with my uchi. I don't go for real builds on my first playthough, just pick something easy and explore the world.

Dex/luck builds are the most op for solo play.
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I haven't touched luck lol, it's still sitting at the og 8 or whatever. I also don't play online
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lilORANG posted...

I haven't touched luck lol, it's still sitting at the og 8 or whatever. I also don't play online

Luck builds are also dependent on a single specific sword that increases in power with luck stat.
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Dex/luck builds are the most op for solo play.

High strength mixed with big vitality, with a +Heavy Heavy Greataxe with a Heavy Zwei and Heavy washing pole slotted is the shit.

Usually two Axe hits will kill anyone not in heavy armor. Easy switch to the zwei/pole for versatility. it's unstoppable and crushes in pvp
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lilORANG posted...

I also don't play online

weak
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thisisboris2 posted...

lilORANG posted...

I also don't play online

weak

bitch I don't even have ps+

fuck subscription gaming.
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pres_madagascar posted...

lilORANG posted...

I haven't touched luck lol, it's still sitting at the og 8 or whatever. I also don't play online

Luck builds are also dependent on a single specific sword that increases in power with luck stat.

Which has gotten nerfed, so yeah

Don't get me wrong, though, it's still alright for PvE
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lilORANG posted...

Like fucking 4 at once on this got damn rooftop? C'mon.

When I first encountered that area, I hated those fat fucks.
But now I take them out like the fat slothful fucks they are.

:D
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KINDERFELD posted...

lilORANG posted...

Like fucking 4 at once on this got damn rooftop? C'mon.

When I first encountered that area, I hated those fat fucks.
But now I take them out like the fat slothful fucks they are.

:D

I guess that's kinda the fun of dark souls.
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Yaridovich posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

lilORANG posted...

also is there any reason to dip your head in wax?

It prevents the curse buildup from the ghost arms

Is there a downside?

yup, you look like a giant glob of semen fell on your head.
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lilORANG posted...

KINDERFELD posted...

lilORANG posted...

Like fucking 4 at once on this got damn rooftop? C'mon.

When I first encountered that area, I hated those fat fucks.
But now I take them out like the fat slothful fucks they are.

:D

I guess that's kinda the fun of dark souls.

Yeah.
Man, I cussed at my tv so much fighting them and they can get nasty and cheep too....God I hate those fat shits.

:D
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

pres_madagascar posted...

lilORANG posted...

I haven't touched luck lol, it's still sitting at the og 8 or whatever. I also don't play online

Luck builds are also dependent on a single specific sword that increases in power with luck stat.

Which has gotten nerfed, so yeah

Don't get me wrong, though, it's still alright for PvE

They nerfed it? Ahh didn't know. I stopped playing after my third new game plus run around launch.
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I really enjoyed the Dragon Armor battle for what it's worth. Very simple 1v1 but being on top of the tower with the giant moth things floating around was very cool.
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N***a that's Ornstein. Dragon armor lel

On the xone that whole fight is like a steady 10-15 fps it kind of ruins it.

The boss after that, Twin Prince fight is intense. I like to farm it when I'm low on embers, even found a way to beat him using the mannikin claws and no shield. protip: the claw/bandit knife dash is arguably better than rolling, at least when it comes to Lorian's attacks
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but you should get ps+ or whatever they do.

Online for DS adds like a whole new side to the entire game. Invasions are one of the most fun multiplayer gametypes I've ever played. There's 1v1/2v2/3v3 Arena, the area after pontiff is like a FFA, Summon brawl with dark spirits and Aldrich faithful.

Spears of the Church is another mode that's fun if you're good. it summons you to another players world as a boss character and you're tasked with stopping them
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badwinkles posted...

N***a that's Ornstein

What, no it's not.
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It's "his armor posessed by the butterflies(creepy floating guys)" or some shit. so I guess not technically but it's him
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I don't think it's his armor *spoilers for game and Ringed City dlc* you find Ornstein's armor after fighting the Nameless King, and you come across the Dragonslayer Armor again, and this time it moves on its own
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from his soul

The Dragonslayer Armour, controlled by the Pilgrim Butterfly, lost its master long ago, but still remembers their sporting hunts.

I read that and assumed the master that it mentions was ornstein, not some unknown guy. I thought the armor even looks like his, just more grey
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man before it was nerfed to the ground the carthus bleed build was amazing.
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