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ChromaticAngel
09/09/17 2:17:00 AM
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#5. Bulldozers (Contra)
#4. Red Gargoyles (Super GnG)
#3. Scientist / FBI Agent (E.T. / Atari 2600)
#2. Those fucking Goblin mother fuckers (Golden Axe)
#1. Amazee Dayzee (specifically Super Paper Mario version)
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TheMarthKoopa
09/09/17 2:17:26 AM
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Dogs

All of them
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Questionmarktarius
09/09/17 2:18:24 AM
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Every SNK fighting game endboss ever.
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CapnMuffin
09/09/17 2:18:24 AM
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Titanite Demons
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ChromaticAngel
09/09/17 2:19:45 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Every SNK fighting game endboss ever.

bosses don't really count IMO because then we have to count shit Absolute Virtue which is peak bullshit
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Doe
09/09/17 2:24:29 AM
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5) The flying bugs in Fallout 4 with tiny hurtboxes

4) Solemn Strike (Yugioh)

3) Blowdarters, Dark Souls

2) That stupid fucking puzzle in either the second or third Layton game where you have to find the area of an arbitrary selection between four circle oval things and all the hints tell you is "lmao don't think too hard you don't need Pi for this one," FUCK YOU LEVEL 5, NOT EVEN THE EXPLANATION MADE SENSE YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES

1) FOB Soldiers in MGSV like damn guys calm the fuck down
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pegusus123456
09/09/17 2:33:06 AM
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The Y.E.T.I in Ratchet and Clank Going Commando is a hard hitting, high health enemy that spawn from little mounds of snow. Those mounds spawn a shitload of them; you can get twenty on-screen very quickly. They only spawn in one location: a giant ice field full of collectibles. If you want to get all of those collectibles, you'll probably have to kill about 500 of these things. Also while contending with giant ice serpents that sometimes show up which have more health and deal more damage than the Y.E.T.I.

Insomniac even has a little Y.E.T.I trophy called the Snowbeast Award. They reward it to whoever programmed the worst part of their R&C games.
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The-19th-Sparta
09/09/17 2:34:10 AM
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Those fucking Nightmare ripoff from Ninja Gaiden Black. I beat the story and all missions on Master Ninja mode and they still kick my ass.
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SavenForever
09/09/17 2:34:34 AM
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How about the birds from the NES Ninja Gaiden?
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Questionmarktarius
09/09/17 2:39:28 AM
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SavenForever posted...
How about the birds from the NES Ninja Gaiden?

Those fall under "goddamn bats!" so yes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoddamnedBats
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DocileOrangeCup
09/09/17 2:42:22 AM
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badwinkles
09/09/17 2:43:17 AM
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Guys.

Halo 2 Legendary Jackal snipers. Enough said.
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DreadedWave
09/09/17 2:45:44 AM
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Anything that can cast insta-death in an RPG.
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slipknirvana
09/09/17 2:47:47 AM
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I have met plenty; ironically none of them are in any version of Dark Souls. Even though I completed it on the first try on what I think was max difficulty. The first boss in Doom depleted basically every bit of ammo I had.
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badwinkles
09/09/17 2:48:17 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
Anything that can cast insta-death in an RPG.


Fucking Seymour. That's the reason I never beat FFX
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Questionmarktarius
09/09/17 2:48:52 AM
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Anyone else remember those jumping bird guys in Zelda 2?
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badwinkles
09/09/17 3:04:06 AM
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It was so long ago I can't remember. I just know he was able to one shot one of my party members seemingly at random

-Okay it was definitely Seymour Flux. Might've been annihilation and I didnt know about guarding or whatevs. I was like 12
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_Schwarzlicht_
09/09/17 3:06:12 AM
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Medusa heads
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Questionmarktarius
09/09/17 3:06:39 AM
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_Schwarzlicht_ posted...
Medusa heads

Also "Goddamned Bats".
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RockLee94
09/09/17 3:15:52 AM
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Incendiary shuriken ninjas from Ninja Gaiden II. Reduces the gameplay to jumping around constantly hoping to land a hit. Or spamming Izuna drops.
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badwinkles
09/09/17 3:16:32 AM
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Rubicante's final encounter is also a pain. been stuck on him for 6 months
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Squidkids
09/09/17 3:22:35 AM
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Um...
a boss that takes 18 hours should take the number 1 spot..
https://www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-xi-boss-causes-vomiting-takes-18-hours-to-beat-99391.phtml
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Questionmarktarius
09/09/17 3:28:47 AM
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Squidkids posted...
Um...
a boss that takes 18 hours should take the number 1 spot..
https://www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-xi-boss-causes-vomiting-takes-18-hours-to-beat-99391.phtml

...oh my.

An SNK fighting game endboss is at least merciful enough to curbstomp your shit in about fifteen seconds.
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ShamblerQ
09/09/17 3:32:43 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
#5. Bulldozers (Contra)
#4. Red Gargoyles (Super GnG)
#3. Scientist / FBI Agent (E.T. / Atari 2600)
#2. Those fucking Goblin mother fuckers (Golden Axe)
#1. Amazee Dayzee (specifically Super Paper Mario version)

The skeletons were worse than the Goblins in golden axe.
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pres_madagascar
09/09/17 3:39:43 AM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Dogs

All of them

Specifically the shuriken throwing ones in ninja gaiden 2(360 version, not the nerfed ps3 one)
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loafy013
09/09/17 4:17:55 AM
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_Schwarzlicht_ posted...
Medusa heads

They weren't that bad because they were predictable. The stupid hopping Igor's can go to hell though.
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USANumber1
09/09/17 4:19:14 AM
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Ctrl+F: Marlboro

Not found.

List invalidated.
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ChromaticAngel
09/09/17 9:53:25 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
Ctrl+F: Marlboro

Not found.

List invalidated.


You can invalidate Malboros with ribbons.

-Gavirulax- posted...
Didn't even know they were in that.

TTYD and 64 they're great for star points.


If you switch to 2D they immediately switch to 3D, if you switch to 3D they switch back to 2D. They're really fast as well so you have to somehow corner them, switch dimensions, and then jump on them before they switch dimensions.
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luigi13579
09/09/17 10:00:09 AM
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Burning Souls and Stygian dolls in Diablo II can be pretty damn annoying. The former if you have poor Lightning resistance and the latter if you have low Fire resistances, block %, damage reduction and/or defence.

They can still hurt even with good gear too.
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ManSpread
09/09/17 10:05:30 AM
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BlueBoy675
09/09/17 10:13:38 AM
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The car enemies in Kingdom Hearts 2
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Eat More Beef
09/09/17 10:17:23 AM
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My top two gotta be Medussa Heads (while predictable, they're still insanely annoying) and the Witch in l4d.
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JosefuJustice11
09/09/17 10:27:14 AM
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Tonberries make my list easily.

More annoying then anything because of very high HP and that goddamn Chef's Knife can fuck up a perfect playthrough.
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