Current Events > Judaism is the original. Christianity is the sequel. Islam is the reboot.

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AlisLandale 09/13/17 5:19:47 PM #1:	Apocrypha is the expanded universe of questionable canon status. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:886539856] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Apocrypha is the expanded universe of questionable canon status.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 09/13/17 5:24:54 PM #2:	Sequels can be hit or miss, reboots of series usually suck, and expanded universes should always be classified as officially licensed fanfiction. There, I said it. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:886540153] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Sequels can be hit or miss, reboots of series usually suck, and expanded universes should always be classified as officially licensed fanfiction. There, I said it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pancake 09/13/17 5:25:50 PM #3:	so what if there's an alternate universe that is eventually canonized in the show? what do you call that? like let's say, a fallout timeline? --- https://i.imgtc.com/xSHXlNj.gif <cite>Pancake posted [p:886540212] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>so what if there's an alternate universe that is eventually canonized in the show? what do you call that? like let's say, a fallout timeline?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 5:26:29 PM #4:	everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886540242] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/13/17 5:26:54 PM #5:	in my top 10 list of "least necessary sequels", Christianity and Islam jointly share number 2, with number 1 being, of course, Fuller House --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:886540259] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>in my top 10 list of "least necessary sequels", Christianity and Islam jointly share number 2, with number 1 being, of course, Fuller House</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 09/13/17 5:27:48 PM #6:	The original was a piece of garbage too, honestly. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:886540312] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>The original was a piece of garbage too, honestly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/13/17 5:28:19 PM #7:	FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:886540345] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/13/17 5:32:49 PM #8:	Mormonism is the self-insert fanfiction --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:886540577] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Mormonism is the self-insert fanfiction</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 09/13/17 5:35:47 PM #9:	Expansion packs --- https://i.imgur.com/E6BqEBZ.jpg <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:886540736] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Expansion packs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 09/13/17 5:36:24 PM #10:	pegusus123456 posted... Mormonism is the self-insert fanfiction Sounds about right. Had a hard time figuring out a cheeky metaphor that fit. I know nothing about Jehovas Witnesses or Christian science though lol --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:886540759] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Mormonism is the self-insert fanfiction</quote> Sounds about right. Had a hard time figuring out a cheeky metaphor that fit. I know nothing about Jehovas Witnesses or Christian science though lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 5:37:01 PM #11:	ThyCorndog posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that islam teaches that the old faiths got it wrong and that God revealed the truth to Muhammad. all according to Muhammad. you absolutely do need to be a Muslim to believe that. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886540797] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that</quote> islam teaches that the old faiths got it wrong and that God revealed the truth to Muhammad. all according to Muhammad. you absolutely do need to be a Muslim to believe that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/13/17 5:37:12 PM #12:	Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" <cite>Zikten posted [p:886540812] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squidkids 09/13/17 5:39:04 PM #13:	FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant ^ --- Be a team player, guard those super jump rings. See a team member inking a wall to swim up on? ink with them. Ink your foes into ash. http://tinyurl.com/z7hbzrr <cite>Squidkids posted [p:886540903] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> ^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/13/17 5:42:00 PM #15:	FLUFFYGERM posted... ThyCorndog posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that islam teaches that the old faiths got it wrong and that God revealed the truth to Muhammad. all according to Muhammad. you absolutely do need to be a Muslim to believe that. you need to be a muslim to believe that islam is based on the other abrahamic religions? wat --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:886541056] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> actually someone who doesn't follow any of those religions would agree with all of it too. it's how they came out throughout history. islam is based on judaism and christianity + regional pagan elements and you don't need to be a muslim to believe that</quote> islam teaches that the old faiths got it wrong and that God revealed the truth to Muhammad. all according to Muhammad. you absolutely do need to be a Muslim to believe that.</quote> you need to be a muslim to believe that islam is based on the other abrahamic religions? wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 5:52:17 PM #16:	Zikten posted... Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886541730] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/13/17 5:54:51 PM #17:	FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews. <cite>Zikten posted [p:886541880] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament</quote> yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 5:57:40 PM #18:	Zikten posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews. wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886542037] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament</quote> yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews.</quote> wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/13/17 5:58:12 PM #19:	FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews. wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples. you must have read a different bible than I did <cite>Zikten posted [p:886542072] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament</quote> yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews.</quote> wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples.</quote> you must have read a different bible than I did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 09/13/17 5:58:49 PM #20:	FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant TIL: Catholics = no one --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:886542111] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> TIL: Catholics = no one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 5:59:08 PM #21:	Zikten posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... Zikten posted... Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El" literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews. wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples. you must have read a different bible than I did no you definitely dont remember it right <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886542132] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Judaism isn't even the original actually. ancient hebrews were pagans. over time, they evolved their religion during a cultural change, into what we now call Judiasm. they used to worship multiple gods. the name Israel comes from the fact that their chief god was named El. hence, "Land of El"</quote> literally all of that is discussed at length in the Jewish old testament</quote> yea i know. they retcon it so that they were Jews since the dawn of time. but we know from archeological evidence that the Jewish religion is not as old as the human race. cave men were not Jews.</quote> wtf are you talking about? it isnt retconned at all. it openly says abraham and his ancestors were pagan peoples.</quote> you must have read a different bible than I did</quote> no you definitely dont remember it right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/13/17 6:01:27 PM #22:	So then why are you saying "everyone agrees Jews are the original "? You admit they used to be pagans <cite>Zikten posted [p:886542274] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>So then why are you saying "everyone agrees Jews are the original "? You admit they used to be pagans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 09/13/17 6:02:28 PM #23:	Zikten posted... So then why are you saying "everyone agrees Jews are the original "? You admit they used to be pagans arent we talking about the abrahamic arc <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:886542335] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>So then why are you saying "everyone agrees Jews are the original "? You admit they used to be pagans</quote> arent we talking about the abrahamic arc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 09/13/17 6:04:22 PM #24:	ChromaticAngel posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant TIL: Catholics = no one The Catholic church is responsible for some of the worst offens3s in humanity, I could not possibly care less about them. I'm non religious but my dad was a protestant minister lol --- http://i.imgur.com/23CCcZB.jpg http://i.imgur.com/32mwCo1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oqklqKC.jpg <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:886542455] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>everyone agrees judaism is the original a good portion of jews and non-jews agreed that christianity was the sequel only muslims agree that islam is the reboot pretty much no one agrees that the apocrypha is relevant</quote> TIL: Catholics = no one</quote> The Catholic church is responsible for some of the worst offens3s in humanity, I could not possibly care less about them. I'm non religious but my dad was a protestant minister lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 09/13/17 6:04:39 PM #25:	Look up Dyeus. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:886542476] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Look up Dyeus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 09/13/17 6:05:00 PM #26:	Abraham was pagan until he heard the voice of god. He is literally Jew #0. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:886542496] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Abraham was pagan until he heard the voice of god. He is literally Jew #0.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 09/13/17 6:07:18 PM #27:	Rabbinic Judaism and orthodox Christianity formed at pretty much the same time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split_of_early_Christianity_and_Judaism#Emergence_of_Rabbinic_Judaism_and_Christianity --- Liberal Arrogance:Academics are overwhelmingly liberal because the nature of the job, seeking information for the good of humanity, self selects liberals--COVxy <cite>Callixtus posted [p:886542668] in Judaism is... [t:75771246]...</cite> <quote>Rabbinic Judaism and orthodox Christianity formed at pretty much the same time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split_of_early_Christianity_and_Judaism#Emergence_of_Rabbinic_Judaism_and_Christianity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Judaism is the original. Christianity is the sequel. Islam is the reboot. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Judaism is the original. Christianity is the sequel. Islam is the reboot.