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pojr
01/15/18 11:24:42 AM
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in your hometown, all of the billboards will be replaced with a penis enlargement ad with your picture on it. the caption is "it really works!" with you smiling

so if you're in new york city, every billboard will have this ad

the billboards will never be updated, although they will be fixed and reinstated if damaged

also you can't move for one year. you can move after though
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Nazanir
01/15/18 11:25:41 AM
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Fine with me.
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Muffinz0rz
01/15/18 11:26:27 AM
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I'd do it too because anyone who asks I can just say "lmao that paid me $5m for it, I never used the stuff"
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Stupid Pirate Guy
01/15/18 11:26:53 AM
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Sure. I'm from a small rural town that doesn't have a single billboard.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/15/18 11:27:49 AM
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So $5,000,000 and all the local ladies know I've got a big dick? Win-win
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Stupid Pirate Guy
01/15/18 11:27:56 AM
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Also this is basically a win win. I'll be rich and everyone will know I have a big penis.
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SpiralDrift
01/15/18 11:28:07 AM
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This is a fantastic deal. What's even the downside?
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DezDroppedFreak
01/15/18 11:28:19 AM
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"Yeah I took that gig because they were paying literally $5 million"
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pieisthebest
01/15/18 11:30:11 AM
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Deal, it is a fair payment for an embarrassing ad
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assassinCrash
01/15/18 11:33:08 AM
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Fair, next
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Eevee-Trainer
01/15/18 11:34:13 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
"Yeah I took that gig because they were paying literally $5 million"

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Vaati_Reborn
01/15/18 11:35:13 AM
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that would be fucking hilarious. deal
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NeonOctopus
01/15/18 11:36:10 AM
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Caution999
01/15/18 11:36:11 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I'd do it too because anyone who asks I can just say "lmao that paid me $5m for it, I never used the stuff"

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Eevee-Trainer
01/15/18 11:38:26 AM
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Pogo_Marimo
01/15/18 11:39:01 AM
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So every chick in my town will know I've got a big pecker now? Damn fine deal, sir. Damn fine.
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Raikuro
01/15/18 11:39:30 AM
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so does it actually work and do I get to try it too?
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HiddenLurker
01/15/18 11:42:27 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I'd do it too because anyone who asks I can just say "lmao that paid me $5m for it, I never used the stuff"

This. Tis work, very well paid work.
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Vindris_SNH
01/15/18 11:43:08 AM
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no downside
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pojr
01/15/18 11:53:37 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
So $5,000,000 and all the local ladies know I've got a big dick? Win-win

here's the problem

people will judge you and think you were self conscious about your member size. and that will turn off a lot of people
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Uncle_Drew
01/15/18 11:57:07 AM
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Easily, I live out in the middle of no where and our small town doesn't even have a billboard lol
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